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TLaurinda
  • Town/Country : Seattle, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 August 1991 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 351
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About TLaurinda : My name is Laurinda and ima a dork. FML!

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Today, I was in charge of throwing a party for my mom. I told my little brother he was suppose to blow up the balloons which were in my dresser. Apparently, he accidentally found all my condoms, unknowingly, and decorated the house in prophylactics instead of balloons. Happy Birthday, Mom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36769) - you deserved it (18683)

On 07/07/2009 at 3:43pm - intimacy - by Ryan (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my neighbor knocked on my door and left a note that said "Please stop singing in the shower. You're terrible, and everyone in the building can hear you." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31220) - you deserved it (9986)

On 07/06/2009 at 3:33pm - misc - by WhitneyHouston (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I come home to find my nephew holding pieces of my new $3,500 Sony Video Camera. He told me he threw it out the window because it was a portal for aliens. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41098) - you deserved it (2657)

On 07/06/2009 at 2:41pm - misc - by AidenFromSweden (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 5 years getting intimate with my best friend. When they saw me they immediately stopped and said nothing. After about 5 seconds of silence my boyfriend yells "April fools!" April Fools was 12 days ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (96491) - you deserved it (4262)

On 04/12/2009 at 6:47am - misc - by Aprilfools (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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