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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 August 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41943) - you deserved it (5337)

On 09/09/2013 at 2:42am - misc - by jessel_ladd92 (man) - United States

Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (94685) - you deserved it (19988)

On 06/11/2009 at 8:23pm - misc - by NoBalls (man) - United States (Indiana)



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