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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 August 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 249
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About TLSK : I am an average teenager that comes to this website for the same reason as everyone else: to get kicks reading about other people's misery.
My four favorite bands are: The Doors, Nirvana, Soundgarden, and Alice in Chains.
Oh, by the way, I am too ugly to be posting pictures of myself. This is for your own good.

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Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML


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On 09/09/2013 at 2:42am - misc - by jessel_ladd92 (man) - United States

Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML


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On 06/11/2009 at 8:23pm - misc - by NoBalls (man) - United States (Indiana)

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