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TKello

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TKello

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 August 1989 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3313
  • Number of comments : 75
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About TKello : I'm a college student spending way too much time on this site.

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TKello's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad told me he has money set aside for when he has to bail me out of jail because "it's bound to happen sooner or later." FML

#16628942
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27632) - you deserved it (9472)

On 06/12/2011 at 3:21pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I dreamed that I was making out with a cute girl. Just as I was about to take it to the next level, she suddenly burst into tears and said, "I'm sorry, I can't do this." I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML

#16609106
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52054) - you deserved it (6597)

On 06/11/2011 at 10:24am - intimacy - by Ryan - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my five year old daughter came up to me and told me she wanted to be a nun. When I asked why, she replied, "So I won't get my heart broken by a boy." FML

#16607799
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32418) - you deserved it (6642)

On 06/11/2011 at 7:12am - kids - by julia - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches." your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML

#16589228
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46502) - you deserved it (7257)

On 06/10/2011 at 1:01am - work - by MakeMeASandwich (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, the girl I have a crush on came over to work on a project. My dad rushed into the room we were in, farted, and then ran out giggling. FML

#16507836
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44458) - you deserved it (4200)

On 06/05/2011 at 12:14am - love - by longlostkid556 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML

#16383481
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14366) - you deserved it (55246)

On 05/28/2011 at 5:24am - intimacy - by redhanded (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, both of the roads leading to my small town were washed out by rising flood waters. I now live on an island in the middle of Wyoming. FML

#16357497
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31082) - you deserved it (2932)

On 05/26/2011 at 1:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Wyoming)

Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML

#16299538
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31373) - you deserved it (4731)

On 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had my new girlfriend over for dinner. Halfway through the meal, my dad started poking her with his fork. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he barked back, "Just making sure she isn't a blow-up doll!" FML

#16271302
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38740) - you deserved it (4015)

On 05/20/2011 at 7:30pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had my new girlfriend over for dinner. Halfway through the meal, my dad started poking her with his fork. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he barked back, "Just making sure she isn't a blow-up doll!" FML

#16271302
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38740) - you deserved it (4015)

On 05/20/2011 at 7:30pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got pulled over for going about 88mph. When the cop asked why I was speeding, I replied, "I was trying to go back in time". He didn't like that answer and gave me a ticket. FML

#16248002
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10511) - you deserved it (61425)

On 05/19/2011 at 1:30am - work - by 613tanner -

Today, I brought my girlfriend of four months home for dinner to meet my parents. The first thing my mom says to her? "Oh my God, you're real!" FML

#16051471
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30564) - you deserved it (3437)

On 05/04/2011 at 11:30pm - misc - by Charlie (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my football coach thought it would be a good idea to get drunk, run to the other sideline, and scream, "WELCOME TO SPARTA, BITCH!" This would've been funny if he weren't also my dad. FML

#15960632
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31269) - you deserved it (3423)

On 04/28/2011 at 6:28am - misc - by spartanson -

Today, I awoke to make-up all over my face and nail polish on my hands and feet because my daughter wanted "daddy to look pretty." I have a job interview in an hour and none of it is coming off. FML

#15949821
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35474) - you deserved it (4680)

On 04/27/2011 at 3:16pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my husband got out of the shower, came downstairs naked screaming ''EMBRACE THE HARDNESS!!'' Little did he know, my step mother was sitting right there at the kitchen table. FML

#15934305
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43775) - you deserved it (5538)

On 04/26/2011 at 1:28pm - intimacy - by Scarlett - United States (Washington)



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