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TKello

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TKello

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 August 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4596
  • Number of comments : 75
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About TKello : I'm a college student spending way too much time on this site.

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Today, my 17 year old askd looool me whether to chew or swallow grapes. I raisd this dumbass. FML

#17302566
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28436) - you deserved it (17096)

On 07/29/2011 at 10:10pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, while walking home from work, a young teenage grl ran up behind me an dumpd a carton of milk on my head. She said, ( The cow master baptizes you! ) an then ran in the opposite drection, cackling madly. FML

#17301663
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34663) - you deserved it (3770)

On 07/29/2011 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today , while walking home , the gods were kind enough to grace me with the sight of an old man jogging past me in nothing but a pair of short shorts. The image of his balls swinging to and fro underneath lyk a pendulum has been forever burnd into mah retinas. FML

#17298408
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29908) - you deserved it (4882)

On 07/29/2011 at 2:26pm - misc - by someone - United States

Today, I was helping clean my grandpa's garage when I found some of his old election posters from the '50s . They includd slogans such as, "Dick: you know it feels right" and "Want growth? Choose Dick." I'm not sure whether to be disgustd or impressd . FML

#17279382
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26961) - you deserved it (4230)

On 07/27/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Nick (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I called mah seven-year old son to help me with the ice-maker on the fridge cuz it wasn't working. Without even pausing, he turned the child lock off and started laughing at me. FML

#17260733
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13766) - you deserved it (35975)

On 07/25/2011 at 11:19pm - kids - by unnamed - United States (California)

Today, after babysitting, the parents actually tried to pay me in Trident Layers Gum. FML

#17207993
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46302) - you deserved it (4841)

On 07/21/2011 at 8:20pm - money - by iwantmoney - United States (Ohio)

Today my three-year-old daughter rushd in excitd about her new baby brother or sister. She was so excitd I didn't have the heret to tell her men can't have babies an I just have a beer gut. FML

#17207646
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28926) - you deserved it (14643)

On 07/21/2011 at 7:46pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, Boyfriend Proposd To Me By Tossing The Ring At Me An Saying "Here, Wear This." Big Fat FML

#17194109
354 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48317) - you deserved it (7827)

On 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm - love - by Username - United States

TADAY I DISCOVERED THAT WHEN YOU BUY ROPES, DUCT TAPES, A SHOVEL, RAZOR BLADES, A FIRE POKER, AND A CARTON OF CIGS, THE POLICE CAN TURN UP AND SEARCH YOUR HOUSE 4 'PRISONERS'. THOSE ITEMS WERE ACTUALLY COINCIDENTAL. FML

#17182524
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35431) - you deserved it (7311)

On 07/19/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, Ma Ouse Got Robbed. Tey Left A Note: ( Next Time, We Steal Yur Souls. ) Mega FML

#17156963
340 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38173) - you deserved it (3362)

On 07/18/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

TODAY, AN ARGUMENT BROKE OUT BETWEEN ME, MAH GRLFRIEND, AND HER SISTER. THEY WERE TRYING TO CONVINCE ME THAT NOT ONLY WERE FARIES REAL, BUT THERE WERE "SCIENTIFIC FACTS" THAT "PROVE" THIER EXISTENCE. MY GRLFRIEND'S 20 AND HER SISTER TEACHES PRIMARY SCHOOL. MEGA FML

#17148663
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29885) - you deserved it (4155)

On 07/17/2011 at 12:01pm - misc - by Fairymyass (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, In Front Of Family And Friends, As I Got Down On One Knee, My Grlfriend Fainted. Her Father, A Lawyer, Rushed Over And Said, "Anything She Says Fir The Next 72 Hours Is Not Legally Binding" Andhisked Her Away. FML

#17147393
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39752) - you deserved it (2816)

On 07/17/2011 at 8:34am - love - by bigjohn106 - United States (Maryland)

Today, In Front Of Family And Friends, As I Got Down On One Knee, My Grlfriend Fainted. Her Father, A Lawyer, Rushed Over And Said, "Anything She Says Fir The Next 72 Hours Is Not Legally Binding" Andhisked Her Away. FML

#17147393
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39752) - you deserved it (2816)

On 07/17/2011 at 8:34am - love - by bigjohn106 - United States (Maryland)

I Was At A Club Wit Ma Friends , Wen A Group Of Guys Approacd Us. It Got Quiet 4 A Second , An I Eard One Of Tem Say , ( It's Okay , I've Got Te Fat One Tis Time , ) Ten Walk Over An Start Talking To Me. FML

#17145151
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33714) - you deserved it (7389)

On 07/17/2011 at 2:24am - misc - by grenade (woman) - United States (Ohio)

I Was At A Club Wit Ma Friends , Wen A Group Of Guys Approacd Us. It Got Quiet 4 A Second , An I Eard One Of Tem Say , ( It's Okay , I've Got Te Fat One Tis Time , ) Ten Walk Over An Start Talking To Me. FML

#17145151
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33714) - you deserved it (7389)

On 07/17/2011 at 2:24am - misc - by grenade (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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