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TKello

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TKello

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 August 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3423
  • Number of comments : 75
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About TKello : I'm a college student spending way too much time on this site.

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TKello's favorite FMLs

Today, I convinced myself I needed to get over my ex-girlfriend. I spent twenty minutes signing up for a new dating site, only to find out, that the only other profile on the site of a person within 200 km, is my ex-girlfriend. FML

#1665
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21552) - you deserved it (1875)

On 01/18/2009 at 8:07pm - love - by GopherJR - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, a student of mine used the phrase "well, you know, like back in your day" about defining "going out". I'm only 24. FML

#1158
15 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19760) - you deserved it (1728)

On 01/14/2009 at 6:20pm - kids - by Old? - United States (Washington)

Today, my husband called me “my little zebra”. I gave birth a month ago, and I’ve kept a few stretch marks. FML

#1058
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24240) - you deserved it (2101)

On 01/14/2009 at 1:33am - love - by noname - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)

Today, feeling romantic and overwhelmed with love, I told my fiancée: "I don't know what I'd do without you." She replied: "Well, you'd wank". FML

#591
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22504) - you deserved it (5384)

On 12/25/2008 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Nicos - Sent from mobile version

Today, I surprise my girlfriend by turning up at her flat on her twenty-fourth birthday. She gets up from the couch as I enter and I shout: "Tonight, my cock is going to stab you twenty-four times!" (Okay, that's not smart). That's when her father glances over from the couch and greets me. FML

#509
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10706) - you deserved it (58979)

On 12/13/2008 at 10:58pm - intimacy - by Mateo - Sent from mobile version

Today, after making love to my girlfriend, I realised that the phone was on the bed and because of the movements, it called my dad by itself. It went to voicemail. My dad will soon have all the details. FML

#346
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35049) - you deserved it (8534)

On 11/20/2008 at 5:19am - intimacy - by Maxime - Sent from mobile version



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