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TKello
  • Town/Country : Long Beach, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 August 1989 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 1983
  • Number of comments : 74
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About TKello : I'm a college student spending way too much time on this site.

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Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML

#5828114
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74970) - you deserved it (10598)

On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I won an award at school for my hard work. Afterwards, my parents told me off. Why? They wanted my brother to get it instead of me. FML

#5825419
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27021) - you deserved it (1056)

On 10/14/2009 at 4:21am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I received a call from a collection agency. Since I had no clue, I was ready to file a police report for stolen identity. I then called my mom only to find out she has been opening new credit cards with my information for 3 years and not paying them. My credit is ruined and I'm only 21. FML

#5802914
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32499) - you deserved it (1263)

On 10/12/2009 at 7:32pm - money - by thafinest (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found out that my sister who is 16 years older than me is actually my biological mother. She and my parents decided it was best that I didn't know who my real mother was, and to be raised by my grandparents as their child. I've always hated my sister. FML

#5701860
292 comments

I agree, your life sucks (123554) - you deserved it (4822)

On 10/07/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by dinosaurman (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I came home from work and found my house egged, and bricks thrown through my windows. I called the police, and submitted a report. Later that night, I heard the doorbell ring. Nobody was at the house, but there was a note saying "Sorry, wrong house". FML

#5579779
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33697) - you deserved it (1278)

On 10/01/2009 at 2:43am - misc - by egged (man) - Singapore - moderated by Kevin Nealon

Today, I realized that my bike was stolen. It was no big deal, my name and number was on it, but it was a crappy bike anyway. I live 3 miles away, and while I was on my walk home I noticed a bike had been thrown through my principal's window. Who's bike was it? Mine. FML

#5537780
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28659) - you deserved it (1535)

On 09/28/2009 at 10:07pm - misc - by shield1123 - United States (Iowa)

Today, I had a restraining order put on me. I have apparently been following a woman's daughter home after she leaves track practice and parking my car outside their home. I'm a math teacher at the school and leave everyday at 4:30. I have lived across the street for the past six years. FML

#5505995
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41550) - you deserved it (1502)

On 09/27/2009 at 1:24pm - misc - by stalker (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I took my car into the shop to get a minor problem fixed. I left several hours later, without my car. Why? The mechanic crashed it while out on a test drive to make sure he'd fixed the problem. FML

#5319386
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29847) - you deserved it (1365)

On 09/17/2009 at 8:02pm - misc - by mmv - United States (Colorado)

Today, I went out with my family and boyfriend for dinner. We were all having a good time, and suddenly at the end of dinner he decides to kneel down on one knee, take out an engagement ring, and say "I choose you, Pikachu," with a straight face. He was serious. FML

#5049999
510 comments

I agree, your life sucks (97147) - you deserved it (23453)

On 09/04/2009 at 10:19pm - love - by mandy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!" FML

#4630669
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (92865) - you deserved it (6033)

On 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm - misc - by gbhlaughingstock (man) - United States

Today, I found out my husband had bought my 1-year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML

#4525246
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52606) - you deserved it (5719)

On 08/14/2009 at 12:57pm - kids - by ohgod (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, my girlfriend wanted to name my penis. After 5 minutes of thinking up random names, she finally picked one. Say hello to Squirtle. FML

#4201087
390 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59550) - you deserved it (12167)

On 08/01/2009 at 3:44am - love - by NinjaPanda88 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend wanted to name my penis. After 5 minutes of thinking up random names, she finally picked one. Say hello to Squirtle. FML

#4201087
390 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59550) - you deserved it (12167)

On 08/01/2009 at 3:44am - love - by NinjaPanda88 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to a funeral for my coworker's father. While there, my dad's cell phone rang and he left to answer it. I turned to my brother and said, "I can't believe he brought his cell phone!" He whispered, "I can't believe he's got coverage. This is a dead zone!" I laughed loudly. At a funeral. FML

#4053619
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17853) - you deserved it (41590)

On 07/26/2009 at 1:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version



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