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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 August 1989 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5405
  • Number of comments : 75
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About TKello : I'm a college student spending way too much time on this site.

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Today, I shadowed an ultrasound technician for my future career. She did an ultrasound on me to show me how to do the job. I found out I was pregnant. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51179) - you deserved it (12713)

On 11/16/2010 at 10:34am - misc - by nicolette5785452 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went shopping with my new "It's true, I'm a Ninja" shirt on. Suddenly an apple comes and hits me right in the eye. A little boy runs up to me, yells "You aren't a Ninja! A Ninja would have caught that!", and runs off. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22893) - you deserved it (63206)

On 11/07/2010 at 8:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend decided he hates my male best friend because they have "conflicting interests." My best friend's response? "What's his gamertag so I can shoot him in Halo?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (29725) - you deserved it (7078)

On 10/28/2010 at 8:58pm - misc - by MissTrix - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, I found out that my 50-year-old Father is the 'Sugar Daddy' to a 20-year-old. He wasted my college funds on her, which I have been dutifully saving for ever since I was 10. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40658) - you deserved it (2099)

On 03/06/2010 at 7:49pm - money - by uneducated - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while visiting my in-laws, I went into their home office in search of a sheet of scrap paper. Instead, I found printed copies of every email and IM my husband and I had ever sent each other, including pictures. Highlighted and annotated by his mother. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33015) - you deserved it (1998)

On 02/24/2010 at 12:47am - misc - by ks0300 - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML


I agree, your life sucks (54554) - you deserved it (8446)

On 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my mom admitted that her story about my dad leaving us for his current wife was a lie. He left when he caught her with a coworker. She blocked his number and got a restraining order to keep him from telling his side of the story. I haven't talked to my dad for six years because of this. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51969) - you deserved it (2286)

On 12/03/2009 at 9:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I received two letters, one from my mom, other from my dad, about how much they missed me with me not being around them. I called my mom, feeling sad. She didn't sound sad at all. She asked me which letter was better. My parents were competing each other which letter would be more moving. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25820) - you deserved it (2222)

On 11/23/2009 at 7:07pm - love - by ssjin93 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I realized why my 50 year old Dad's 30 something girlfriend looked so familiar. She is in all my parents wedding photos... as the flower girl. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45636) - you deserved it (2056)

On 11/17/2009 at 10:18pm - misc - by usmcgirl (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I woke up to a phone call from my boss' wife. She demanded to know how long we'd been sleeping together. When I denied her allegations, she screamed that she knew all about my "history of sleeping with married men". I'm a virgin and I have to work with him tomorrow. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33425) - you deserved it (1945)

On 11/16/2009 at 11:05pm - misc - by bad_day_in_hell - United States (Montana)

Today, I started my first day as a security guard. After spending three years and $30,000 to become a commercial pilot, only to be told on my yearly medical that I suddenly have type 1 diabetes, and will never fly again. FML

Today, I found out that my dad has been having an affair. With my formerly favorite teacher. The best part? Yesterday, she announced to the class that she was pregnant. I clapped and congratulated her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47810) - you deserved it (2339)

On 11/15/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was written up because my manager heard me insulting a customer. How did I insult her? I called her grandma. Who did I say this to? My grandma. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43138) - you deserved it (2133)

On 10/18/2009 at 12:06am - work - by booste (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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