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TKCat
  • Town/Country : Australia
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 February 1975 (39 years)
  • Number of visits : 217
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I came home from a night out with the lads. My girlfriend refused to make love to me, saying my sperm were drunk and would raise hell in her uterus. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38559) - you deserved it (11758) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/09/2014 at 10:39pm - intimacy - by vegas-81 - France

Today, I finally unfriended my roommate's mom on Facebook after months of her commenting on my wall multiple times a day and basically stalking me. After discovering this, she drove to our apartment to demand through hysterical tears that my roommate move out because I can't be trusted. FML

Today, while working, I thought, "I wish my kittens could text so I can talk to them throughout the day." And then I realized, I'm that cat lady you read about. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27360) - you deserved it (10982)

On 03/05/2013 at 11:13am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, my mother-in-law grounded me because I went to the store in the "dangerous" rain. My husband says that if I don't obey then we won't work out. FML

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On 03/08/2010 at 10:12am - misc - by anonymous - United States



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