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  • Birth Date : Sunday 3 March 1991 (23 years)
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Today, I was walking my dogs. I had a doggy bag, and was holding it closed, then breathing in it, so it would blow up. My dogs 'went', so I picked it up and kept walking. As I was heading home, I absent-mindedly started blowing into the bag again. Everything ended up in my mouth and on my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10471) - you deserved it (74080)

On 09/24/2009 at 1:17am - animals - by doggybag (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35322) - you deserved it (7575)

On 02/01/2009 at 12:29pm - misc - by frankrizzo - Canada (Ontario)



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