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About THEnotSOBRIGHT : I can relate to damn near anything, and am grounded for eternity. I absolutely love music( most genres). I love Pierce the Veil, Bring Me the Horizon, Sleeping With Sirens, Destroy Rebuild Until God Shows(DRUGS), Dragonforce, Alesana, A Day To Remember, Linkin Park, Brain Drill, Crimson Armada, Suicide Silence, AttackAttack, Flyleaf, Blood on the Dance Floor, Relient-K, MCR, 30- Seconds To Mars, Korn, and a shit ton of others. I also like anime/ manga, and I love video games, but I'm not a geek, I just know a lot about them. Ok, ready for the weird thing about me, I love to watch people draw, it's just fascinating. What else... Oh and I love my three dogs, their breed is English Mastiffs. I also have a pet tortoise named Heracles. And a fish named Humphrey. I love things that are either sharp or go boom, and I love to talk to people, message me if you want to talk, I will probably get back to you within 2 days :)
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Today, my extremely religious father visited for a family dinner. My daughter had just one job: not to set him off on one of his easily-provoked rants. She nonetheless decided to take a photo in the middle of prayer, because she just HAD to Instagram her food. My father went apeshit. FML
Today, whilst driving past a cyclist, I thought it would be funny to make him jump by blasting my horn right behind him and then driving off. I guess he thought it would be funny to catch up with me, yank off my wing-mirror, and hurl it through the open window at my face. FML
Monday 5 October 2015