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Today, I got a letter from my mother-in-law stating that demons made her spread rumors about me all over my hometown before my wedding. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35164) - you deserved it (2391)

On 04/20/2011 at 10:45pm - misc - by doomed (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, after disappearing for an unusually long period of time, my boss called the store phone while sitting on the toilet. Turns out she'd started bleeding uncontrollably from the arse, and as the only other female staff member, she needed me to go help her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35236) - you deserved it (3442)

On 02/28/2011 at 1:29pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, as I got to my first class seat on an airplane, I saw the person I'd be sitting next to wafting the smell of her vagina towards herself and breathing in deeply. It's an eight hour flight. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44051) - you deserved it (3792)

On 12/17/2010 at 8:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I called my boyfriend's job to ask him a question. His co-worker answered the phone, and when I asked for my boyfriend, he assumed I was someone else. Who exactly would that someone else be? FML


I agree, your life sucks (26397) - you deserved it (3695)

On 12/17/2010 at 7:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

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