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Today, I saw a drunk guy hitting on a girl sitting alone at the bar. She insisted that her boyfriend was there, but he didn't relent. So I went over and put my arm around her and asked "Who's this guy?" He walked away, but then I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was her boyfriend. He broke my arm. FML

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220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76320) - you deserved it (11475)

On 06/30/2009 at 2:57pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML

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819 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31538) - you deserved it (295058)

On 06/11/2009 at 3:49pm - misc - by ouchers (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML

#2459150
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22209) - you deserved it (74783)

On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)

Today, I was driving on the freeway in the back seat of my friends car. I looked over to the left and was greeted by a van full of adolescent boys waving and making the "call me" hand gesture. I then happened to looked down and realized that my right boob was completely out of my top. FML

#240249
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16028) - you deserved it (48609)

On 03/08/2009 at 3:11am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my physics teacher asked who had implants. I raised my hand. Then he asked me to show him the implants. Shocked at his request I called him a perv. I later discovered he meant dental implants as he was teaching x rays not breast implants. FML

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166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12339) - you deserved it (110345)

On 03/07/2009 at 8:40am - misc - by Noname - Pakistan (Islamabad)



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