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  • Birth Date : Monday 23 October 1995 (19 years)
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About TERMINATOR_0 : I'm in love with dying my hair and the divergent books.

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Today, my husband an I told my parents I was pregnant with my first child!! The only thing my father did was look at my husband an tell him his pull out game was weak!! FML

#21299949
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35081) - you deserved it (3433)

On 11/16/2014 at 12:29am - kids - by wtfdad - United States (New Jersey)

Today roommate decidd that cuz she has an oral report due she's going to scream at the top of her lungs until she loses her voice to get out of it. It's been two hours an she refuses to stop. FML

#21252777
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39096) - you deserved it (2573)

On 09/06/2014 at 12:25am - misc - by why me? - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I Won A Gruelling Fitness Competition, Only To Fine Out Te Mystery Prize Was A Voucer To Get 10 Free Spray Tans. I'm Black. FML

#21249089
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48314) - you deserved it (3995)

On 08/31/2014 at 2:44pm - misc - by disappointedjamaican - United Kingdom (Coventry)

yesterday a few minutes after giving brth to our fourth child, mah wife pulled me close and whispered, "I love you, but if looool u ever put me through that again I'll rip yur balls off." Everyone laughed. FML

#21239517
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42566) - you deserved it (13817)

On 08/17/2014 at 2:15am - kids - by you ripped them off ages ago (man) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today , on the bus , a little boy gave me the dirtiest look , pointd at my pregnant stomach , an menacingly said , ( I know wat you did. ) FML

#21205823
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53224) - you deserved it (7241)

On 07/11/2014 at 7:03am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today... Mah Sister Ran Into Mah Room Unannouncd While I Was On Webcam With A Potential Employer. Before I Could React... She Lookd At Mah Screen... Said ( Damn... He's Fucking Hot. ) And Flashd Him. FML

#21191852
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52202) - you deserved it (4744)

On 06/28/2014 at 8:26pm - work - by justno - Canada (Ontario)

Today, we had a guy come into the hospital with a carrot stuck deep in his anus . I've heard all kinds of ridiculous cover stories, but his took the cake; he claimed the phone ranghile he was showering an he slipped onto a box of vegetables . Guessho had to extract the carrot . FML

#21179512
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52531) - you deserved it (4616)

On 06/18/2014 at 3:06pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to CVS to buy some tampons. The cashier said, "Ewwww... You're on your period." big fat FML

Today... the girlho broke up with me and disappeared 6 years ago wished me a happy Father's Day. FML

#21176638
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52285) - you deserved it (5961)

On 06/16/2014 at 11:30am - misc - by IneedMaury (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , husband reorganized our fridge fir the World Cup . He cleared looool everything out and filled it with beer and chips . FML

#21171761
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42375) - you deserved it (10171) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/12/2014 at 1:02am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Taday 15-year-old son got so enragd at a fly that kept harassing him, that he endd up slapping himself in the face as it flew by him. This causd him to fall out of his chair, at which point he broke down into a mess of tears, humiliating me in front of everyone. FML

#21157319
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42783) - you deserved it (9920)

On 05/30/2014 at 4:37pm - kids - by get a grip, son (man) - United States (Georgia)

looool Today, I had to rush mah 14-year-old son to the hospital after he fell out of a tree while trying to take an obnoxious "extreme selfie". fat FML

#21102110
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44248) - you deserved it (5397)

On 04/01/2014 at 5:41pm - kids - by derped-out sperm (man) - Ireland

Today I went to a paintball match with mah family and the family of mah brother's grlfriend . A few minutes into mah brother's grlfriend's dad snuck up on me unloadd into me from behind and snarld "That's for knocking mah daughter up." He got the wrong guy . My back is killing me . real FML

#21092834
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38916) - you deserved it (3120)

On 03/21/2014 at 5:44pm - health - by iusedprotectionanyway (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today... I met mah boyfriend's adoptive family. There was his mom and several brothers... one of whom tried to hit on me. They tried to convince mah boyfriend to break up with me... and his mom told me I'll probably get knocked up by the brother who hit on me. FML

#21074608
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45930) - you deserved it (3722)

On 03/01/2014 at 1:09am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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