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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 March 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 35131
  • Number of comments : 76
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About TEAZO : Im Teagan =]
I Am Pretty Crazy.
I Am Very Social XD
And I Don't Care What People Think Of Me.
I Guess My Life Doesn't suck that much hence they wont post my things ha oh well.
hit me up on myspace.
or msn

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Today, I woke up happy because I'd met the man of my dreams at a bar. We had shared an amazing night together. I walked around my apartment, wondering where he'd went. Turns out, he was gone. So was my car. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50200) - you deserved it (25232)

On 02/20/2009 at 10:38am - intimacy - by clueless2 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had sex for the first time with a guy. After he passionately made love to me, I turned to him and said "you smell really good." He turned to me and said "You don't." FML


I agree, your life sucks (48676) - you deserved it (11977)

On 02/17/2009 at 3:10am - intimacy - by pixie (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found a used condom and wrapper in the bathroom trash can at my girlfriends house. The condom is not a brand I've ever used. She lives alone. FML


I agree, your life sucks (77747) - you deserved it (4721)

On 02/09/2009 at 1:32pm - misc - by Sal (man) - United States (California)

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