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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 16 June 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 9 posted

About SystemofaBlink41 : Hi. Right now, you're not reading my profile because you haven't clicked on it. If you did click on it, then what I wrote is a paradox. But before you clicked on it, it was true, and you had no idea.

I love to play guitar, write, read, write music and eat pizza. Did I mention I have a dog?

Music dudes I like:
System Of A Down
Aesop Rock
The Lawrence Arms
Dinosaur Jr.
The Fall of Troy

Anything that suits my ears!

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Today, after having had sex with my girlfriend for the first time the night before, she went to the doctor. He said she's still physically a virgin. FML


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On 10/18/2011 at 1:34pm - intimacy - by Mini-wanker (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was at the grocery with my 4 year old daughter. She needed me to tie one of her shoes so I bent down. When I was done, I tickled her under the armpit and she screamed "Don't touch me there!". Everyone in the store turned to stare. FML


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On 07/15/2009 at 7:22pm - kids - by shway (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year old child who was running past and knocked him out. FML


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On 05/10/2009 at 2:49pm - love - by airport (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend when we started messing around. Things were getting really hot when he gets a call from his best friend whose grandfather had just died. As they were talking and I heard her crying, he unzips his pants and mouths, "She won't know." FML


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On 04/27/2009 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was pissing in a urinal and I had the urge to sneeze. Unable to hold it, I sneezed and hit my head on a metal beam supporting the urinal. In complete disarray, I had to step back from the urinal while pissing and managed to spray the floor, the wall, and the person next to me. FML


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On 02/24/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by iliketurtles (man) - United States (California)

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