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SystemofaBlink41

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SystemofaBlink41

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 16 June 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 812
  • Number of comments : 657
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About SystemofaBlink41 : Hi. Right now you're not reading my profile because you haven't clicked on it. However, if you did click on it, then what I wrote is a paradox, but before you clicked on it, it was true, and you had no idea.

I laugh at everything, I love to play guitar, write, read, write music and eat pizza. Did I mention I have a dog? My friends say I'm crazy because I've got a room full of supplies for the impending donut apocalypse. When the donuts come to savagely suck their human juices, we'll see who's the one laughing!

If you want check out my blog: www.periodicblogextravaganza.blogspot.com

Music dudes I like:
System Of A Down
Blink-182
The Menzingers
The Lawrence Arms
Dinosaur Jr.
Sublime
The Fall of Troy


Anything that suits my ears

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SystemofaBlink41's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at the grocery with my 4 year old daughter. She needed me to tie one of her shoes so I bent down. When I was done, I tickled her under the armpit and she screamed "Don't touch me there!". Everyone in the store turned to stare. FML

#3782569
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45163) - you deserved it (6523)

On 07/15/2009 at 7:22pm - kids - by shway (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year old child who was running past and knocked him out. FML

#1815413
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75359) - you deserved it (8408)

On 05/10/2009 at 2:49pm - love - by airport (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend when we started messing around. Things were getting really hot when he gets a call from his best friend whose grandfather had just died. As they were talking and I heard her crying, he unzips his pants and mouths, "She won't know." FML

#1404603
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65042) - you deserved it (6808)

On 04/27/2009 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was pissing in a urinal and I had the urge to sneeze. Unable to hold it, I sneezed and hit my head on a metal beam supporting the urinal. In complete disarray, I had to step back from the urinal while pissing and managed to spray the floor, the wall, and the person next to me. FML

#125156
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56698) - you deserved it (6780)

On 02/24/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by iliketurtles (man) - United States (California)



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