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About SystemofaBlink41 : Hi. Right now, you're not reading my profile because you haven't clicked on it. If you did click on it, then what I wrote is a paradox. But before you clicked on it, it was true, and you had no idea.
I love to play guitar, write, read, write music and eat pizza. Did I mention I have a dog?
Music dudes I like:
System Of A Down
The Lawrence Arms
The Fall of Troy
Anything that suits my ears!
One ring to rule them all
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Today, I was at the grocery with my 4 year old daughter. She needed me to tie one of her shoes so I bent down. When I was done, I tickled her under the armpit and she screamed "Don't touch me there!". Everyone in the store turned to stare. FML
Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year old child who was running past and knocked him out. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend when we started messing around. Things were getting really hot when he gets a call from his best friend whose grandfather had just died. As they were talking and I heard her crying, he unzips his pants and mouths, "She won't know." FML
Today, I was pissing in a urinal and I had the urge to sneeze. Unable to hold it, I sneezed and hit my head on a metal beam supporting the urinal. In complete disarray, I had to step back from the urinal while pissing and managed to spray the floor, the wall, and the person next to me. FML
Friday 19 December 2014