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About SystemofaBlink41 : Hi. Right now you're not reading my profile because you haven't clicked on it. However, if you did click on it, then what I wrote is a paradox, but before you clicked on it, it was true, and you had no idea. isn't it weird?
I laugh at everything and I love guitar and pizza. Did I mention I have a dog? My friends say I'm crazy because I've got a room full of supplies for the impending donut apocalypse. When the donuts come to savagely suck their human juices, we'll see who's the one laughing!
If you want check out my blog: www.periodicblogextravaganza.blogspot.com
Music dudes I like:
System Of A Down
The Devil Wears Prada
The Lawrence Arms
Anything that suites my ears
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Today, my class was interrupted by flowers, balloons and chocolates. Then he sang to me a song he wrote himself. This was all for our one-year anniversary. It probably would have been the best day of my life... if I knew who he was. FML
Today, my phone went off, reminding me to take my birth control. Instead of vibrating as per usual, it rang. The ringtone had been changed to my boyfriend singing "It's birth control time, birth control time, take your pill, or I'll say it ain't mine." I was sitting in a quiet waiting room. FML
Today, my friends and I were playing truth or dare game. It was late and we were drunk, so they dared me to run naked into my neighbor's yard while yelling, "Help! The pixies took my penis!" I ran screaming right into their big family reunion. FML
Today, I was drinking from a water bottle while in a lecture. The water caught in my throat and it felt like I was choking to death. Instead of asking me if I was okay or trying to help, the guy sitting next to me told me to shut up. FML
Thursday 10 April 2014