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SystemofaBlink41

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 16 June 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 803
  • Number of comments : 652
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About SystemofaBlink41 : Hi. Right now you're not reading my profile because you haven't clicked on it. However, if you did click on it, then what I wrote is a paradox, but before you clicked on it, it was true, and you had no idea.

I laugh at everything, I love to play guitar, write, read, write music and eat pizza. Did I mention I have a dog? My friends say I'm crazy because I've got a room full of supplies for the impending donut apocalypse. When the donuts come to savagely suck their human juices, we'll see who's the one laughing!

If you want check out my blog: www.periodicblogextravaganza.blogspot.com

Music dudes I like:
System Of A Down
Blink-182
The Menzingers
The Lawrence Arms
Dinosaur Jr.
Sublime
The Fall of Troy


Anything that suits my ears

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SystemofaBlink41's favorite FMLs

Today, my class was interrupted by flowers, balloons and chocolates. Then he sang to me a song he wrote himself. This was all for our one-year anniversary. It probably would have been the best day of my life... if I knew who he was. FML

#20997138
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44775) - you deserved it (3468)

On 12/18/2013 at 4:20pm - love - by romance sucks. (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my phone went off, reminding me to take my birth control. Instead of vibrating as per usual, it rang. The ringtone had been changed to my boyfriend singing "It's birth control time, birth control time, take your pill, or I'll say it ain't mine." I was sitting in a quiet waiting room. FML

#20805312
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56066) - you deserved it (9306)

On 07/26/2013 at 9:14pm - misc - by turning red - United States

Today, from the balcony of my apartment, I watched helplessly as a teen came along and peed through my car's open window. FML

#20634162
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42138) - you deserved it (10866)

On 05/01/2013 at 12:44am - kids - by Sean - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my friends and I were playing truth or dare game. It was late and we were drunk, so they dared me to run naked into my neighbor's yard while yelling, "Help! The pixies took my penis!" I ran screaming right into their big family reunion. FML

#20172584
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7298) - you deserved it (32217)

On 11/21/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by nekkidness (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I spent ten minutes looking for my cell phone in the dark, only to realize the light I was using was my cell phone's. FML

#20078695
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7183) - you deserved it (29787)

On 09/19/2012 at 12:14am - misc - by unaware - United States (Ohio)

Today, my mom watched a Dr. Phil episode. She's now hysterical because she assumes me and my friends are involved in sex parties. All because a man on the TV said so. FML

#19671635
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23622) - you deserved it (1910)

On 05/24/2012 at 6:44am - intimacy - by silencio - Canada (Quebec)

Today, an African-American family came into the restaurant at which I work. They said, "Jackson, party of 5." After I laughed, I realized they were serious. FML

#19166851
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17131) - you deserved it (29434)

On 02/26/2012 at 10:31am - work - by Miss_Kristen - United States (Missouri)

Today, at school, I was crying because someone I knew had died. My teacher pulled me aside and said, "I understand you're socially awkward, but don't worry it gets better." FML

#18914321
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33653) - you deserved it (2538)

On 01/26/2012 at 6:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was drinking from a water bottle while in a lecture. The water caught in my throat and it felt like I was choking to death. Instead of asking me if I was okay or trying to help, the guy sitting next to me told me to shut up. FML

#18907023
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24199) - you deserved it (5816)

On 01/25/2012 at 12:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I noticed a man in my neighborhood waving at me. I don't talk to him often so I excitedly waved back. Turns out he was trying to warn me of the car about to hit me. FML

#18878562
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24777) - you deserved it (3910)

On 01/22/2012 at 9:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was kicked out of a comedy club for laughing too loudly. FML

#18877531
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29540) - you deserved it (7039)

On 01/22/2012 at 3:25am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I spent the day crying, and ate McDonald's for my Christmas dinner. FML

#18613200
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39671) - you deserved it (4964)

On 12/26/2011 at 1:33am - misc - by Holly Jolly (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I walked into the Macy's bathroom to find Santa taking a dump with the door open. Merry Christmas. FML

#18490910
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24381) - you deserved it (2373)

On 12/12/2011 at 12:15am - misc - by tishihish - United States

Today, I ordered food at McDonald's. I'm on crutches, and a guy offered to carry my tray to the table. He rushed out with my food. FML

#18070361
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36647) - you deserved it (3158)

On 10/25/2011 at 4:17am - misc - by myownperson - United States (Colorado)

Today, after having had sex with my girlfriend for the first time the night before, she went to the doctor. He said she's still physically a virgin. FML

#18015213
321 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51010) - you deserved it (8032)

On 10/18/2011 at 1:34pm - intimacy - by Mini-wanker (man) - United States (New York)



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