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by ididn'tevendoanythingwrong / 02/10/2015 at 1:05pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by lunab123 / 12/31/2014 at 3:59pm / United States (Maryland) / Love
by crazy cat lady / 12/03/2014 at 6:24pm / United Kingdom (Coventry) / Animals
Today, I had made a cup of my favorite coffee, which I had recently found to be discontinued. To accompany this last cup, I went to get a muffin. As I turned around, I see my son pouring the cup out because I out put it next to the sink and he thought it was dirty. FML
by lucas_urev / 09/15/2014 at 6:19pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by Anonymous / 07/05/2014 at 1:53pm / United States / Work
by anon / 06/21/2014 at 8:50am / United States (New Jersey) / Health
by embarrassed girl / 06/07/2014 at 1:40am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, in the fitting rooms at work, a 10-year-old kid threw a coat-hanger directly at my face. The kid's father didn't apologise on his behalf, but instead congratulated him on what he called "a wicked shot". FML
by anonymous / 06/04/2014 at 1:07am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Work
by whoops / 05/25/2014 at 5:23pm / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/14/2014 at 11:54am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by thankzbabe / 01/04/2012 at 7:32am / United States / Intimacy
by lonerjik / 01/19/2011 at 7:05am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
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