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SymphonyGrrl

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SymphonyGrrl

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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

About SymphonyGrrl : I'm a musician and an artist who loves hair dye more than most people.
I think that's really it.

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Today, I walked in on my 15 year old daughter and her boyfriend. They were standing in my bathroom, both naked from the waist down. Supposedly, he was trying to "teach her how to pee standing up." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59367) - you deserved it (8436)

On 06/01/2014 at 11:51am - intimacy - by help me - United States (Connecticut)



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