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SymphonyGrrl

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SymphonyGrrl

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  • Number of visits : 383
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

About SymphonyGrrl : I hate summer.

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Today, I walked in on my 15 year old daughter and her boyfriend. They were standing in my bathroom, both naked from the waist down. Supposedly, he was trying to "teach her how to pee standing up." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66848) - you deserved it (9701)

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