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Symmetry88
  • Town/Country : crazy town, canada
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 August 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 268
  • Number of comments : 85
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Symmetry88 : I'm tired of stupid comments. I am a grammar nazi.
I also hate people who can't spell.
If I see any stupid comments I will troll them.
I'm a 16 year old girl. I'm a video game addict, and I am a geek. I play Magic the gathering.
I don't receive messages on my iPod or my iPhone so don't bother.
If anyone try's trolling me, they will in fact get trolled.

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Today, my girlfriend decided to raid my games collection and try her hand at Amnesia: The Dark Descent. Two hours later, despite my best attempts to make her stop shrieking like a dying crackhead every two minutes, two cops showed up at the door with our neighbors in tow. FML

#18657725
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17978) - you deserved it (1911)

On 12/30/2011 at 9:43pm - misc - by axel519 (man) - United States

Today, after three days of getting stared at by my neighbour from the window, I realized that she wasn't alive anymore. FML

#18406735
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37017) - you deserved it (2825)

On 12/01/2011 at 9:02pm - health - by unknown52 - Netherlands (Overijssel)

Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML

#18312960
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27825) - you deserved it (4478)

On 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm - animals - by furryballoon (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my engagement ring was seized by the police, and my fiancé was arrested on larceny charges. Both in the same visit. FML

#18309913
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20014) - you deserved it (1885)

On 11/21/2011 at 6:26pm - love - by madison77 - United States

Today, while watching a man in front of me on the bus remove his cap to scratch his noggin, I noticed the swarm of dandruff that was about to nail me in my face. FML

#18306908
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19747) - you deserved it (1849)

On 11/21/2011 at 11:23am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was so hungry that I literally stole candy from a baby. FML

#18306408
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7785) - you deserved it (28600)

On 11/21/2011 at 9:34am - health - by bad karma (woman) - United States (Florida)



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