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About Symmetry88 : I'm tired of stupid comments. I am a grammar nazi.
I also hate people who can't spell.
If I see any stupid comments I will troll them.
I'm a 16 year old girl. I'm a video game addict, and I am a geek. I play Magic the gathering.
I don't receive messages on my iPod or my iPhone so don't bother.
If anyone try's trolling me, they will in fact get trolled.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my girlfriend decided to raid my games collection and try her hand at Amnesia: The Dark Descent. Two hours later, despite my best attempts to make her stop shrieking like a dying crackhead every two minutes, two cops showed up at the door with our neighbors in tow. FML
Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML
Monday 3 August 2015