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  • Number of visits : 656
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Today, I found out that my wife was having sex with my friend. It turned out that my genius cat realized it wasn't me there and attacked his balls, severely cutting them. I now have to kill my cat and pay for his medical bills to sew his balls back. FML

#14512160
465 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71564) - you deserved it (3831)

On 01/08/2011 at 8:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I lost my virginity, I think. Does it still count if she left halfway through, laughing? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48771) - you deserved it (9834)

On 01/03/2011 at 6:40am - intimacy - by Username -

Today, I was taking a leak in the mall bathroom. A kid no older than thirteen strolled in and paused next to me at the urinals. He took one look and laughed, "I feel sorry for your wife, man." All I could do was stand there as he casually disappeared into one of the stalls. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34729) - you deserved it (3949)

On 12/25/2010 at 2:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)



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