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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 March 1997 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1183
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I sent a get well card to my friend. it wasn't until after I got home from posting it did I realise that the stamps I put on the envelope had the phrase "Let's Get Active" on them with drawings of people playing sports. My friend is in a wheelchair. FML

#6303407
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26189) - you deserved it (11715)

On 11/14/2009 at 5:26pm - health - by Insensitive (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I saw a grasshopper in the urinal so I decided to pee on it. It jumped out, scared the hell out of me, and I peed all over myself. FML

#6302850
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8248) - you deserved it (72638)

On 11/14/2009 at 4:37pm - animals - by TheMichaelNixon - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I finally got the courage to go on a first date with this guy I had a crush on for months. It was such a big deal for me cause it was my first date ever. The first thing he says when we met was "I have to take a dump." I sat by myself for 10 minutes. FML

#6163003
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35191) - you deserved it (5328)

On 11/05/2009 at 1:41am - love - by dumper - United States

Today, I was playing a game of truth or dare in a group with a girl I liked. She was dared to kiss me, but then the group decided that that was too cruel of a dare. FML

#6095945
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48676) - you deserved it (4347)

On 11/01/2009 at 1:30am - love - by Loser (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went on a date with a new guy after not dating for quite some time. I'd drank a lot of water, so I wouldn't eat so much on the date and look like a pig. Unfortunately, I'd forgotten how funny this guy really was. He made me laugh so hard, I peed all over myself. FML

#5465719
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18483) - you deserved it (45622)

On 09/25/2009 at 12:43pm - love - by MessedXUp (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I saw a girl I haven't seen in 4 years. She used to like me back then. Since then I have lost 50 pounds, and never had the confidence to ask her out. She said I looked really sexy so I decided to ask her out on a date then and there. She said no, she only likes fat guys. FML

#5072938
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51692) - you deserved it (4665)

On 09/06/2009 at 12:19am - love - by Nofatforme (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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