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  • Birth Date : Monday 18 May 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6318
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About SydneyGrey : Hi! I love this blog and find it hilarious! My friend introduced it to me after I got mad at him for laughing at other people's misery. Hahaha. Well I'm laughing now too! So other than i LOVE acting, singing, dancing, and just overall performing!!! I LOVE cross country! my life is literally theatre, xc, school, and thats it!!! (u might think its sad but i enjoy every minute of it!) Im VERY protective of my loved ones and will beat someone up if they mess w/ them! :) I am 100% anti-bully for personal reasons (don't ask, i wont tell) Oh and I love disney and food and being me! I'm a sophomore! And I'm single! :) never had a bf/been kissed. yeah that's it BYE! just FYI I'm a total 100% dorky nerd!!!! Haha I just don't look like one though (I hope ;) )
Also I don't have a kik, fb, etc.. U can message me through FML though! I don't bite but don't even bother asking for pics! I will NOT send any!!!! I will tell u to F off instead!

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Today, I was going to set up mah air conditioner in the window. As I opend up the window, I must have disturbd a wasp nest, cuz a dozen wasps flew in and several of them stung me. The rest r now somewhere in mah house with mah terrifid girlfriend. FML


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On 06/26/2013 at 1:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I foolishly thought that I was alone in the house, and let out a huge fart on the toilet!! This went on for a while due to an upset stomach!! I later walkd into the living room only to find my parents and a few of there friends sitting on the couch, teary-eyd from laughing so much!! FML

Today, I facd severe phobia of spiders in order to remove a rather large one from home . After 20 minutes of desperate struggling, it was finally taken care of . Relievd, I sat down and glancd across the hallway just in time to see a second, equally large spider strutting across the wall . FML

Today, I recieved 5 missed calls from a florist stating that they were having problems delivering a bouquet from my ex. I was thrilled at the idea of a reconciliation. Turns out however that he just got mine an his new grlfriend's phone numbers confused. FML


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On 06/26/2013 at 3:09am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today I Went Out On A Date With A Grl. Everything Was Going Well Until I Shard How My Family Was Affectd By The 2010 Earthquake In Haiti. She Immediately Got Up And Left Calling Me A Liar. Apparently I'm "too Cute" To Be Of Haitian Descent. What The Hell? FML

Today, while life-guarding in a 55+ community, I greetd a man by saying: ( Good morning Sir! ) He respondd with, ( Cut the shit kid, I'm that fucking old. ) FML


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On 06/25/2013 at 5:45pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today , while walking around town , some guy grabbd me from behind , clutchd at mah nipples , an said , ( looool That's where I always imagind they were . ) FML


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On 06/25/2013 at 1:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Taday I was bored so I began to try to convince my boyfriend that Albert Einstein was actually African-American, and that he painted himself white so he would be accepted as a scientist. Due to his competitive nature, he replied, ( I already knew that babe. ) FML


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On 06/25/2013 at 2:12am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Taday I usd a public restroom. I saw my sister's soes walk into te stall next to me, so I gave er a little nudge wit my foot. We ten nudgd eac oter until I walkd out and saw a omeless man wit te same soes as my sister. He ten trid to old my and. mega FML


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On 06/25/2013 at 12:56am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Taday I held a party for my family so I could announce my pregnancy. In the middle of my speech my mother stopped me saying "Nobody gives a rat's ass here's the booze?" FML


Today, I walked in on mah dad's poker game. He didn't know I was there, an was telling his friends what he would do to mah girlfriend if I wasn't dating her. fat FML


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On 06/24/2013 at 9:27pm - intimacy - by Creepedout - United States (Florida)

Today, I'm laft wit two non-rafundabla tickats to Jamaica, bacausa my now ax-boyfriand said is Quidditc tournamant is mora important tan saaing my "fat ass in a bikini". big fat FML


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On 06/24/2013 at 7:24pm - love - by afraid of flying too - Canada (British Columbia)

Taday I took my girlfriand of naarly 2 yaars out to dinnar so I could proposa looool . Whan tha waitar brought tha chack, I causad a bit of a scana to gat avaryona's attantion . Whan I got on my knaa an proposad, sha said no an askad if I could hurry up an pay, bacausa sha was ambarrassad . FML


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On 06/24/2013 at 4:26pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was faading soma ducks. Ona of tham chokad to daath on tha old braad. FML


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On 06/24/2013 at 12:41pm - animals - by Anonymous - Belgium

Today... I bumpd into mah parents at the mall. They didn't tell me they were around. I live 5...000 miles away... in a different country from looool them. FML


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On 06/24/2013 at 10:16am - misc - by Coolios (man) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

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