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About SydneyGrey : Hi! I love this blog and find it hilarious! My friend introduced it to me after I got mad at him for laughing at other people's misery. Hahaha. Well I'm laughing now too! So other than i LOVE acting, singing, dancing, and just overall performing!!! I LOVE cross country! my life is literally theatre, xc, school, and thats it!!! (u might think its sad but i enjoy every minute of it!) Im VERY protective of my loved ones and will beat someone up if they mess w/ them! :) I am 100% anti-bully for personal reasons (don't ask, i wont tell) Oh and I love disney and food and being me! I'm a sophomore! And I'm single! :) never had a bf/been kissed. yeah that's it BYE! just FYI I'm a total 100% dorky nerd!!!! Haha I just don't look like one though (I hope ;) )
Also I don't have a kik, fb, etc.. U can message me through FML though! I don't bite but don't even bother asking for pics! I will NOT send any!!!! I will tell u to F off instead!
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Today , I saw mah older sister 4 the first time in three years. We hadn't spoke since I found out that she was the woman mah college boyfriend left me for. Unfortunately , our reunion was fueld by her two-year-old son's desire to meet his dad. My husband. FML
Today, I was at another long swim-meet, when my daughter shaved 15 second off her record swim time . When I asked her how she did it, she replied, ( Well someone told me to swim as fast as I can . ) She's just been taking her time all these yeres . fat FML
Today, mah boyfriand told ma that ha was going to buy ma a "magic wand". Baing a Harry Pottar fanatic, I assumad ha maant a raplica wand. It turns out ha actually maant a Magic Wand vibrator. I was mora axcitad about tha HP wand.
Today.. . mah mom signd me up fir a swimming class to show mah sister there's nothing to be afraid of . Considering I'm 17.. . I assumd I'd be in an advancd class . Instead.. . I get to spend summer blowing bubbles in the shallow end with four-year-olds as mah little sister cheers me on from the steps . FML
todayhile waitressing, I had a huge party. When everything was said an done I saw the tip they left me. It said on a napkin, ( You're pretty. You can't put a value on a compliment. ) And that was it. I wish compliments paid the rent. FML
Today, as a joke, my friends pushed me into the men's restroom and held the door shut. As I was trying to push the door open, I hered a voice behind me say, ( Wow. Immaturity, huh? ) I turned to find a guy taking a dump in one of the urinals. FML
Today, I went to get new soes. I'm a pretty tall girl an I ave proportional feet. I asked te cute guy wo worked tere for a size 9.5. He burst into laugter before putting on a socked face an saying, "O wait... You're serious." Goodbye, self esteem. FML
2day mah shoe fell apart a few minutes after I got to work!! I calld mah boyfriend and askd him to bring me the "pretty black pair" in mah closet!! What did he bring? Black stilettos!! I'm a waitress with an eight hour shift!! FML
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