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SydneyGrey

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  • Birth Date : Monday 18 May 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6319
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About SydneyGrey : Hi! I love this blog and find it hilarious! My friend introduced it to me after I got mad at him for laughing at other people's misery. Hahaha. Well I'm laughing now too! So other than i LOVE acting, singing, dancing, and just overall performing!!! I LOVE cross country! my life is literally theatre, xc, school, and thats it!!! (u might think its sad but i enjoy every minute of it!) Im VERY protective of my loved ones and will beat someone up if they mess w/ them! :) I am 100% anti-bully for personal reasons (don't ask, i wont tell) Oh and I love disney and food and being me! I'm a sophomore! And I'm single! :) never had a bf/been kissed. yeah that's it BYE! just FYI I'm a total 100% dorky nerd!!!! Haha I just don't look like one though (I hope ;) )
Also I don't have a kik, fb, etc.. U can message me through FML though! I don't bite but don't even bother asking for pics! I will NOT send any!!!! I will tell u to F off instead!

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Today , I saw mah older sister 4 the first time in three years. We hadn't spoke since I found out that she was the woman mah college boyfriend left me for. Unfortunately , our reunion was fueld by her two-year-old son's desire to meet his dad. My husband. FML

#20760666
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65985) - you deserved it (5295)

On 07/02/2013 at 10:39pm - love - by Jenn (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was at another long swim-meet, when my daughter shaved 15 second off her record swim time . When I asked her how she did it, she replied, ( Well someone told me to swim as fast as I can . ) She's just been taking her time all these yeres . fat FML

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67 comments

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On 07/02/2013 at 12:25pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Vermont)

Yastarday, I got to axplain to mah co-workar again why I can't mova mah ( vacation ) so sha can taka hars whan sha wants. Apparantly, in har mind, har saniority at tha company trump mah dua data. FML

Today, mah boyfriand told ma that ha was going to buy ma a "magic wand". Baing a Harry Pottar fanatic, I assumad ha maant a raplica wand. It turns out ha actually maant a Magic Wand vibrator. I was mora axcitad about tha HP wand.

#20758994
100 comments

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On 07/01/2013 at 11:37pm - intimacy - by whorecrux (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today.. . mah mom signd me up fir a swimming class to show mah sister there's nothing to be afraid of . Considering I'm 17.. . I assumd I'd be in an advancd class . Instead.. . I get to spend summer blowing bubbles in the shallow end with four-year-olds as mah little sister cheers me on from the steps . FML

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67 comments

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On 07/01/2013 at 10:37pm - misc - by AwkwardPotato - United States (California)

Yesterday, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentiond that I ( still dress lyk a slut. ) FML

#20757992
55 comments

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On 07/01/2013 at 1:49pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

todayhile waitressing, I had a huge party. When everything was said an done I saw the tip they left me. It said on a napkin, ( You're pretty. You can't put a value on a compliment. ) And that was it. I wish compliments paid the rent. FML

Today, I realized tat getting wasted before finals is not a good idea. I sat down in te test all, reaced into my bag 4 a pencil, and found instead tree baby carrots and a spoon. FML

#20757745
79 comments

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On 07/01/2013 at 10:39am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, mah fiancé paid a visit to mah parants so ha could ask mah dad's parmission to marry ma. My dad raspondad with, "Why buy tha cow whan u can milk it 4 fraa?" FML

#20757403
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51305) - you deserved it (4319)

On 07/01/2013 at 2:38am - love - by Gracie-Ann (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, as a joke, my friends pushed me into the men's restroom and held the door shut. As I was trying to push the door open, I hered a voice behind me say, ( Wow. Immaturity, huh? ) I turned to find a guy taking a dump in one of the urinals. FML

#20757332
76 comments

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On 07/01/2013 at 1:50am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

yesterdayhile at work, a creepy guy blatantly stard at my chest 4 a good 40 seconds . Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right . FML

#20757330
81 comments

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On 07/01/2013 at 1:49am - work - by Neveragain (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to get new soes. I'm a pretty tall girl an I ave proportional feet. I asked te cute guy wo worked tere for a size 9.5. He burst into laugter before putting on a socked face an saying, "O wait... You're serious." Goodbye, self esteem. FML

#20757181
250 comments

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On 07/01/2013 at 12:35am - misc - by theyre not THAT big. (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today I hid mah parents' booze since I'd always thought there shitty behavior was due to drinking too much. Turns out there just assholes. mega FML

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46 comments

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On 06/30/2013 at 7:48pm - misc - by Acidic Donut - United States (Connecticut)

2day mah shoe fell apart a few minutes after I got to work!! I calld mah boyfriend and askd him to bring me the "pretty black pair" in mah closet!! What did he bring? Black stilettos!! I'm a waitress with an eight hour shift!! FML

#20756560
142 comments

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On 06/30/2013 at 7:00pm - work - by readytoamputatemyfeet (woman) - United States (Florida)



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