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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 3 December 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 196
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, we received our honeymoon itinerary. Our travel agent booked our flight to Punta Cana correctly. Too bad she booked us a hotel in Orlando, Florida. FML

#18851649
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29230) - you deserved it (2463)

On 01/19/2012 at 6:44am - misc - by handymandy - United States

Today, I farted in front of my husband for the first time in 26 years. He told our kids over email, and now they won't shut up about it. FML

#18433688
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29736) - you deserved it (8945)

On 12/05/2011 at 1:13am - health - by lol (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML

#17362826
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48210) - you deserved it (3254)

On 08/04/2011 at 1:44am - animals - by SydIsPrettyCool - United States (Michigan)

Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML

#17362826
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48210) - you deserved it (3254)

On 08/04/2011 at 1:44am - animals - by SydIsPrettyCool - United States (Michigan)

Today, my fiancé proposed to me at the movies. The movie stopped in the middle, and my fiancé stands up, takes out a microphone and announces to the entire theatre that he loves me. Right when he went on one knee, someone shouts, "Turn the movie back on!", and throws a cup of coke at my head. FML

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347 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79239) - you deserved it (15467)

On 05/10/2009 at 11:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)



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