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About SwtCherryPie : I don't even understand why this would be here... how many people actually look at the profile of posters/commenters?
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Today, my mom took a bright red sharpie and drew a red circle just above my breasts. She said, "If I can see this, ever, your shirt is either too low cut or too see through and it will be thrown away." FML
Tuesday 22 July 2014