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SwtCherryPie

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SwtCherryPie

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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 March 1984 (30 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1055
  • Number of comments : 369
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About SwtCherryPie : I don't even understand why this would be here... how many people actually look at the profile of posters/commenters?

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Today, I realized that the comforting, unique scent of my mother in my childhood was actually the smell of the marijuana she smokes. FML

#20184714
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26824) - you deserved it (2920)

On 11/29/2012 at 10:35pm - misc - by childhoodupinsmoke (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I watched "Rain Man" with my family. The whole time they kept exclaiming, "Omigod! That's just like Kate!" FML

#19547230
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16585) - you deserved it (2401)

On 04/29/2012 at 11:22am - misc - by Kate (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend agreed to doing it doggy style. During it all, I pulled on her hair. I guess I pulled too hard, because when I let go, her face smacked straight into the bedside table. FML

#18220908
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12231) - you deserved it (40486)

On 11/11/2011 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by Henry - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, my mom took a bright red sharpie and drew a red circle just above my breasts. She said, "If I can see this, ever, your shirt is either too low cut or too see through and it will be thrown away." FML

#17977433
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27475) - you deserved it (10718)

On 10/13/2011 at 8:10pm - misc - by Cassandra (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19943) - you deserved it (43737)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)



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