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SwtCherryPie
  • Town/Country : Podunk, USA
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 March 1984 (28 years)
  • Number of visits : 479
  • Number of comments : 194
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

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Today, I watched "Rain Man" with my family. The whole time they kept exclaiming, "Omigod! That's just like Kate!" FML

#19547230 (145)

I agree, your life sucks (4896) - you deserved it (705)

On 04/29/2012 at 11:22am - misc - by Kate (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend agreed to doing it doggy style. During it all, I pulled on her hair. I guess I pulled too hard, because when I let go, her face smacked straight into the bedside table. FML

#18220908 (181)

I agree, your life sucks (9201) - you deserved it (27083)

On 11/11/2011 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by Henry - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, my mom took a bright red sharpie and drew a red circle just above my breasts. She said, "If I can see this, ever, your shirt is either too low cut or too see through and it will be thrown away." FML

#17977433 (221)

I agree, your life sucks (20086) - you deserved it (7299)

On 10/13/2011 at 8:10pm - misc - by Cassandra (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569 (138)

I agree, your life sucks (14561) - you deserved it (29844)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)



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