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Yesterday I was laying on te bd nakd waiting for my boyfriend to come ome since we aven't ad sex in almost a mont. Hearing im come in I struck my sexiest pose. He walkd into our room and tossd is backpack at me. Not only did we not ave sex is backpack gave me a black eye. FML

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On 02/21/2010 at 3:19am - intimacy - by horny21 (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

TODAY, I MADE OUT WITH MY FRIEND 4 THE FRST TIME . HE GAVE ME A HICKEY THAT CAN'T BE HIDDEN . I'M THE PRESIDENT OF MY CHURCH YOUTH GROUP AN I HAVE TO HELP GIVE A SEMINAR ON KEEPING YUR BODY LYK A HOLY TEMPLE.. . TOMORROW . FML

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On 02/05/2010 at 5:35am - love - by hickey (woman) - United States (Florida)

Tadayhile having hot sex with my boyfriend I was experiencing my very first orgasm. Righthen my mother walked in. We had no blankets. FML

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On 01/24/2010 at 7:23pm - intimacy - by meggasee - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was having sex with my grlfriend. My phone started ringing an it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my grlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML

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On 01/23/2010 at 3:05am - intimacy - by BlackPolarbear - United States (Colorado)

Today, I walked in on parents necking in te living room. I promptly covered eyes and muttered someting about innocence bieng stolen from me. My dad looked up from te couc, and mentioned tat e ad eard innocence bieng stolen by Jake, boyfriend from 2 yeres ago. mega FML

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On 01/11/2010 at 9:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, at work, I accidentally got ink on mahhite dress shirt - right by mah left nipple . Absentmindedly, I licked mah finger and tried rubbing the stain out . When I looked up, the Vice President was staring at me in disbelief . FML

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On 09/07/2009 at 6:19pm - work - by CMANIA (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I decidd to lay out topless in mah fencd-in backyard !! For about an hour, everything was going great until I sneezd and mah creepy, middle-agd neighbor said "bless you" !! From mah bushes !! FML

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On 09/02/2009 at 1:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, mah cat head-buttd me awake as usual!! I reachd to pet him, but it wasn't his face I touchd!! It was the still-twitching corpse of the disemboweld rat he held in his jaws!! FML

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On 08/24/2009 at 9:38am - animals - by CatLady (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today... I was having sex with a girl. She was really into it and not holding back on the noise...That is... until I recieved a text message from my little sister next door reading ( If she is making that much noise... she is probably faking it...Trust me... I know. ) FML

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On 08/06/2009 at 6:05am - intimacy - by OhFseriously123 (man) - Italy (Lombardia)

Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hereing them having sex,hich is awkward an disturbing. Later, my dad cummed an asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML

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On 07/21/2009 at 12:39am - intimacy - by fmjob (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

2day I was riding on the back of my dad's motorcycle . After a few minutes, the vibrations from the engine became way too much 4 me and I couldn't control myself . I had such an intense orgasm, sitting right behind my father, with my arms around his waist . FML

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On 06/25/2009 at 12:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shrt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on yur daughter's face last night." I ran into my grlfriend's parents at the store. FML

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On 05/24/2009 at 3:50pm - misc - by helloitsbrian6969 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, mah fiancée got out of the shower, completely shaved. I went over to her, wrapped her in a hug an asked her what the occasion was. She pulled away an said that she had a gyno appointment. My fiancée will clean up fir the gyno, but not fir me. FML

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253 comments

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On 04/26/2009 at 3:15pm - love - by jimboxo (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was hooking up with mah grlfriendhen her dad knocked on the clear door that leads to the room. About 5 minute later both of her parent came in to give us the "talk"hich included the frst time her parent did it. In detail. FML

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On 03/30/2009 at 5:44pm - misc - by talkssuck (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Taday I went into mah older brother's room to get a condom. This happened the other day too when mah boyfriend forgot one. So I went in there today and there was a note that said "Little Sister, stop using mah condoms. And yur boyfriend sounds lyk a girl when he climaxes." FML

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On 03/20/2009 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by Stacy (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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