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Sweetpea22
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 October 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 339
  • Number of comments : 313
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Sweetpea22 : I love betta fish and I am autistic

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Today, my 6-year-old daughter walked into the bathroom where I was grumbling about my weight. Seeing how upset I was, she took my hand and said, "Mom, you're not fat. You just look fat." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45702) - you deserved it (6113)

On 05/05/2013 at 8:56pm - kids - by me - United States (Texas)

Today, I noticed a string was following behind our family cat. After close inspection I realized it was a plastic kite string he partially digested. I had to pull the other three feet of plastic kite tail from his rectum. He purred the entire time. FML

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On 07/03/2009 at 3:06pm - animals - by RachelDC (woman) - United States (West Virginia)



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