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Sweetpea22
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 October 1990 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 54
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Sweetpea22 : I love betta fish and I am autistic

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Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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Today, my 6-year-old daughter walked into the bathroom where I was grumbling about my weight. Seeing how upset I was, she took my hand and said, "Mom, you're not fat. You just look fat." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41065) - you deserved it (5310)

On 05/05/2013 at 8:56pm - kids - by me - United States (Texas)

Today, I noticed a string was following behind our family cat. After close inspection I realized it was a plastic kite string he partially digested. I had to pull the other three feet of plastic kite tail from his rectum. He purred the entire time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58459) - you deserved it (3710)

On 07/03/2009 at 3:06pm - animals - by RachelDC (woman) - United States (West Virginia)



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