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  • Birth Date : Monday 24 July 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1191
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About SweetlyPsycho : My username says it all! That's right I am sweetly psycho. The combination of an adorable girl who has terrifying psycho thoughts. Ok enough said, but if you really want to know me feel free to message me...I guess-.-"

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Today, I was walking to a café with my soon-to-be boss. While crossing a busy street, I slipped in a puddle and accidentally grabbed his junk to catch myself. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30734) - you deserved it (3322)

On 03/18/2012 at 11:04am - work - by cachucy - United States (Illinois)

Today, I became a father. Unfortunately, my wife found out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12254) - you deserved it (163618)

On 03/10/2012 at 9:16pm - misc - by Major3 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was walking to the bus in my favorite jeans, and I felt a uncontrollable itch in my leg. I scratched and it went away, but then I felt something moving on my leg. I hadn't worn my jeans in so long that a spider had decided to make it a nest. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31998) - you deserved it (4461)

On 03/09/2012 at 3:30am - health - by Rissa Warrington - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I tried to make a rocket, using Diet Coke and Mentos. It worked pretty well, as both the kitchen window and my chipped tooth can testify. FML


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On 02/24/2012 at 4:35pm - misc - by alex (man) - United States (California)

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