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my mom bitchd me out and threatend to send me to a Bible camp, after catching me admring a photo of a bikini model, which is apparently ( immoral behavior. ) This is the same woman who cheatd on my dad twice, justifying it by claiming the devil temptd her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35514) - you deserved it (1968)

On 12/07/2012 at 12:06pm - misc - by sonofahypocriticalwhore (man) - United States

Today, I figured out how serious mah wieght problem really ishen mah boyfriend had to lift a fat roll before he could enter me. FML

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On 09/11/2012 at 12:56pm - intimacy - by gemma - United Kingdom (Belfast)

today I found out tat new usband is expecting two cildren: ours , due in January , and our 16-year-old neigbor's , due in Marc. FML

today I found out tat new usband is expecting two cildren: ours , due in January , and our 16-year-old neigbor's , due in Marc. FML

TODAY, MAH GRLFRIEND FOUND MAH LIST OF WOMEN I'VE HAD SEX WITH, COMPLETE WITH THE RATINGS I'D GIVEN THEM. THE LIST IS IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER. SHE'S ONLY THE HIGHEST RATD, SHE'S LAST ON THE LIST. FML

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On 08/16/2012 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I AUDITIOND FIR THE ROLE OF RIZZO IN A LOCAL PRODUCTION OF GREASE. THE DIRECTOR TOLD ME I WASN'T TOUGH ENOUGH, AND THAT MY PERSONA TOO SWEET AND CHILDLIKE FIR THE PART. I ASKD IF I SHOULD INSTEAD TRY OUT TO PLAY SANDY. HE REPLID ( I WAS BIENG NICE. HONESTLY, YOU'RE UGLY AND CAN'T ACT. ) FML

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On 07/18/2012 at 12:02am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today.. . mah boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in mah Facebook pictures "highlights mah mustache." mega FML

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On 07/17/2012 at 7:30pm - love - by mustachio101 (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I made microwaveable popcorn . Wen te bag finised popping, I took it out and opened it and put my face in close to get a big wiff . It now feels like I ave tird degree burns inside my nose and beind my eyes . mega FML

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Today,ile I was walking ome alone, a omeles man approaced me and took me by te and . Apparently, e's been watcing me 4 weeks and as fallen madly in love wit me . He told me not to worry, toug; e's not a rapist . real FML

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On 07/10/2012 at 12:43pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Taday Mah Mom And I Somehow Got Into A Serious Argument Over The Ethics Of Capturing And Training Pokémon. FML

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On 07/08/2012 at 5:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

TODAY... MAH BOYFRIEND TOLD ME THAT BECAUSE HE WORKS FIFTY HOURS A WEEK... I SHOULD BE MEETING AN ARBITRARY QUOTA OF FIFTY HOURS OF HOUSEWORK... AND IF I DON'T... I'M INSENSITIVE AND UNGRATEFUL. MEGA FML

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On 07/05/2012 at 3:34pm - work - by lazy pregnant girl - United States

Today, mah waiter turned to me and asked, "Let me guess, Miss I'm-not-fat-I'm-fluffy wants a diet coke?" FML

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On 07/05/2012 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Yesterday, I went to Safeway. The security guard wouldn't stop staring at my boobs. When I confronted him about it he told me that they looked fake an he was making sure I didn't stuff my bra with stolen items. FML

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On 06/03/2012 at 3:45am - misc - by ilovezim29 - United States (California)

TODAY, I WAS BRAGGING ABOUT HOW I HAD LOST 10 POUNDS . GRINNING, I PULLED MAH SHIRT UP AND TRIED TO SHOW HOW BIG MAH JEANS WERE ON ME . INSTEAD, THE BUTTON FLEW OFF MAH PANTS . FML

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On 04/13/2012 at 6:32am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I caught myself staring at mah grandmother's cleavage!! FML

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On 04/07/2012 at 2:41am - intimacy - by bman (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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