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Today, I almost got kidnapped. Again. FML
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On 05/31/2012 at 1:28am - misc - by gonavybeatarmy - United States (California)
Today, I found a video of a school play I starred in years ago. I was ecstatic, because it's really the only memento of my childhood I have left. Unfortunately, it started with my grandpa groaning, "Ahh shit," and degenerated into him muttering over the audio about "those fucking commies." FML
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On 05/29/2012 at 1:58pm - misc - by joanne (woman) - United States
Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML
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On 12/19/2011 at 1:43am - intimacy - by lovely (man) - Netherlands (Utrecht)
Today, I came home to find my dad's mid-life crisis has finally started. He's blacked all our windows, barricaded the door to the backyard, and set up a bunch of security cameras in and out of the house. It seems he's been reading up on Survivalist and Masonic conspiracy theory bullshit. FML
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On 11/21/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by whyyy (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I was happily playing with my young niece and nephew. Their grandmother was watching and said, "You are so good with children! Why don't you have any?" My husband died 3 months ago. FML
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On 10/25/2011 at 10:28pm - kids - by kiddoc - United States (New York)
Today, I was at the book store when a book caught my eye: Overcoming Anxiety For Dummies. I wanted to look through the book but I was too nervous to pick it up, thinking everyone in the store would look at me. FML
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On 09/08/2011 at 8:01pm - health - by Mack - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I won an academic award during an assembly. Everyone laughed, followed by booing. FML
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On 06/24/2010 at 10:29am - misc - by Colbasaur - United States
Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend that said "Dude, I think she knows I'm going to break up with her." FML
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On 01/24/2010 at 12:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I got stung by a bee. On my eyelid. I'm allergic so it's swollen up so much, I can't even open my eye. Tomorrow is the first day of a new prestigious school. I either have to go to school wearing an eye-patch or walk around looking like a monster. FML
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On 08/12/2009 at 4:12pm - misc - by Anonymous - Denmark (Kobenhavn)
Today, I asked my girlfriend what her favorite quality about me was. Her answer, "Your car." FML
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On 04/16/2009 at 2:38pm - love - by suckstobeme (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my son said, "Mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replied, "Well, honey, that's normal and okay." I then asked when it happens, to which he said, "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes." FML
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On 03/20/2009 at 12:15am - kids - by ScoobieDoo (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I was out on a date with a guy. His hot co-worker came to have a beer with us, and I knew my best friend would think he was gorgeous. I wanted to take a picture of him without knowing, so i tried to hold up my phone and pretend to be texting. The flash went off. FML
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On 03/16/2009 at 4:41pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States
Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML
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On 12/26/2008 at 11:07pm - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version
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