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Today, my friend got dumped. I wanted to say, "You must be devastated", thinking, "That really sucks." I said, "You must really suck." FML
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On 06/10/2013 at 7:22am - misc - by Oops (woman) - United States
Today, my husband farted, grabbed a fan and blew the smell right at me. Disgusted, I reminded him that I’m a lady, not a dude. He burst out laughing and sang, "Dude looks like a lady." FML
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On 06/09/2013 at 9:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, after finally seeing a psychologist about the death of my dad and spending the longest hour of my life confessing every thought I've experienced in the 6 years since his passing, my psychologist asked me if I was walking home or if my dad would be picking me up. FML
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On 06/04/2013 at 8:35am - health - by irishbubble (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I received a prank phone call that woke me up. I actually kept them on the line because they were the first person to call me in weeks. FML
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On 06/04/2013 at 3:11am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)
Today, I thought the public restroom I was in was empty, so I started rapping. I realized the room was not empty when, recognizing the song, the person one stall over joined in. FML
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On 05/21/2013 at 11:01am - misc - by crappingrapping - United States
Today, I found out that Yale had actually accepted me seventeen years ago. My mother apparently burned my acceptance package and letters because she didn't want me to upstage her UChicago degree. FML
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On 04/15/2013 at 3:37am - misc - by OPhere (man) - United States (California)
Today, my husband started a conversation with, "In Pokémon" and ended the same conversation with "and that's why we should divorce." FML
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On 02/06/2013 at 8:38am - love - by PokeWife (woman) - United States (Nebraska)
Today, I was at the doctor's for a regular check-up. When my appointment was over and I was about to walk out, she yelled across the room in front of everyone, "Oh and if you could lose some weight, that'd be great." FML
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On 01/16/2013 at 5:48am - health - by ChubbyButt (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I found a limp head of celery in the fridge. I thought it looked like the squid alien baby from Men in Black. After nursing it for a couple of hours, giving it food, and rocking it to sleep, my parents found me. Then I realised it was just celery. Too bad it took that long for my meds to kick in. FML
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On 11/07/2012 at 12:11am - misc - by Squid (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, while I was using my computer, my cat ran up to the power strip, looked me in the eyes, and hit the power switch, turning everything off. She does this quite often. FML
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On 10/14/2012 at 3:00am - animals - by stop it ninja - United States (Virginia)
Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came to me crying, he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off, he peed on me. FML
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On 10/09/2012 at 1:53am - kids - by anonymous - United States
Today, while working at the daycare, I had to clean the entire place. During the next four hours, I scooped up three human teeth, a rotten log of shit, a tire iron, a condom wrapper, and a yogurt that expired in 2003. I only cleaned the place a week ago. FML
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On 10/07/2012 at 5:41pm - kids - by Skidmark Sally - United States (New Mexico)
Today, I had to call the cops to break up a fistfight at my mother's funeral. It turns out my two brothers care more about having a pissing match over their favorite football teams than they do honoring our mother's memory. FML
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On 10/07/2012 at 2:34pm - kids - by RIP (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)
Today, my laptop got hit by a Trojan. Not the malware, but a used condom thrown from a car driving past as I sat on a street bench. FML
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On 09/28/2012 at 4:24am - intimacy - by iNearlyHurled - United States
Today, I told a girl that she had very pretty eyes. I then had to rinse pepper spray from my own. FML
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Monday 17 June 2013
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