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About Swar : I enjoy the finer things in life. The beautiful women, the cars and the vodka. I also of course enjoy your misery.

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Swar's favorite FMLs

Today, I was installing updates on my 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raised this freak. FML


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On 08/26/2011 at 9:13pm - kids - by f*ckingdisgusted - United States

Today, my girlfriend made me watch six hours of "Glee" with her. I don't know what I hate the most, the fact that I actually sat there and watched it or that I'm angry at Finn for breaking up with Rachel. FML


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On 05/22/2011 at 7:09pm - misc - by why me -

Today, I was at my doctor's office. I thought I had a kidney stone. Turns out I'm pregnant and I have a kidney stone. FML


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On 01/23/2011 at 7:22pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I began my job as an intern at a high school. I saw one of the students looked very familiar, and I couldn't remember from where. Then I figured it out, I had hooked up with him at a club last week. He's a junior in high school, I'm in my last year of college. FML


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On 09/04/2009 at 1:36pm - misc - by akward (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend he could do anything he wanted to me. About 30 minutes later I get out of bed and find him in the computer room play World of Warcraft. His friends needed him. FML


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On 05/01/2009 at 1:40pm - intimacy - by chelle (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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