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Today, I was at a friend's party. All of the sudden, mah friend goes, ( Ok grls, get a guy to dance with. ) Then everyone scrambled to find someone. There was just enough guy-grl pars. This hot grl and I were the only two left. She looked at me and said, ( Umm, I have to use the bathroom. ) FML
TODAY, AND FIR QUITE SOME TIME, MY GRLFRIEND HAS BEEN TELLING ME THAT SHE NEEDS TO GO HOME EACH NIGHT TO TAKE CARE OF HER CAT. TAKING CARE OF HER CAT IS, IT SEEMS, AN EUPHEMISM FIR HAVING IT OFF WITH HER NIEGHBOR TOM SINCE HER CAT DIED THREE MONTH AGO. FML
Today... I was having sex with a girl. She was really into it and not holding back on the noise...That is... until I recieved a text message from my little sister next door reading ( If she is making that much noise... she is probably faking it...Trust me... I know. ) FML
Friday 27 March 2015