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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 February 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1313
  • Number of comments : 117
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 10 posted

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Today, I found out that one of my university flatmates arrived early for Freshers Week, and had a party which involved the place being trashed. I'm going to lose some of my deposit for damage caused before I even arrived. FML

#17759197
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24239) - you deserved it (2108)

On 09/16/2011 at 6:10pm - misc - by Authentik8 (man) - United Kingdom (Croydon)

Today, I finally told my crush that I like her. She said she could never date me, because apparently, "My best friend likes you." Her best friend is my step-sister. FML

#17758843
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34731) - you deserved it (2475)

On 09/16/2011 at 5:10pm - love - by messed up - United States (Oregon)

Today, I realized my girlfriend thinks that the goal of sex is to get it over with as quickly as possible. FML

#17756781
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31587) - you deserved it (5863)

On 09/16/2011 at 7:28am - intimacy - by QuickieGirl - United States (Georgia)

Today, I started my first day working at a toddler day care center. At one point I decided to play "got your nose" with one of the kids. It turns out this kid has a physical birth abnormality on his face. I got his nose... his prosthetic nose. FML

#17629318
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45488) - you deserved it (12695)

On 08/31/2011 at 12:04pm - kids - by MJjunior (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41496) - you deserved it (33341)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)



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