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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 July 1993 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2300
  • Number of comments : 160
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Susieee_Q : I'm a pretty chill gal. I like reading FML's, obviously. I like reading the comments. Occasionally I'll contribute to the conversation, but most of the time I won't because I'm not so full of myself that I think people want to read from me what 50 other people already wrote. I don't like people without a sense of humor, and ironically that's a lot of people on this site. I really like people who are just nice, ya know? I guess we all do, though, right?

Oh, by the way, I'm one of those who reads this crap on their iPhones. So, if you message me, I probably won't read it in quite some time. Don't be offended. Although I still encourage you to. I checked my messages for the first time ever today and it was kind of cute finding a lot of unread messages from people which were sent last year. Ha. So, go ahead and shoot me a hello. Maybe say something nice/interesting/funny/random/hateful/annoying/stupid/irrelevant. I don't give a fuck.
Okay, well thanks tuning in. Bye.

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Susieee_Q's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw a pair of eyes looking at me from my closet. Realizing it must be my cat, I called her. She immediately came out from under my bed. I can't find anything in my closet. FML

by Idk / 05/29/2014 at 2:46am / United States (Florida) / Animals

Today, I was sexing it up with my boyfriend. Halfway through, he looked at me and said, "Y'know what you never see in a porno? Intellectual conversation. Read any good books lately?" He wouldn't keep going until I answered. FML

by eakthegeek / 01/10/2012 at 4:36am / United States / Intimacy

Today, I was going over to my friend's house for the first time. A creepy-looking old man answered, and smiled at me. I asked "Is this the right house? Does Isaac live here?" He replied "Yes, he's in the basement. Would you like a drink?" Right then, Isaac called and asked me where I was. FML

by Anonymous / 01/01/2012 at 2:34am / United States (Kansas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was taking people's orders at the drive-thru. I was confused as to why people were screaming their orders at me, until one of my managers handed me a paper that he'd found taped to the menu, saying "speak loudly speaker isn't working properly." Punkd. FML

by Ashton Sprunger / 12/30/2011 at 12:38am / United States / Work