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About Susieee_Q : I'm a pretty chill gal. I like reading FML's, obviously. I like reading the comments. Occasionally I'll contribute to the conversation, but most of the time I won't because I'm not so full of myself that I think people want to read from me what 50 other people already wrote. I don't like people without a sense of humor, and ironically that's a lot of people on this site. I really like people who are just nice, ya know? I guess we all do, though, right?
Oh, by the way, I'm one of those who reads this crap on their iPhones. So, if you message me, I probably won't read it in quite some time. Don't be offended. Although I still encourage you to. I checked my messages for the first time ever today and it was kind of cute finding a lot of unread messages from people which were sent last year. Ha. So, go ahead and shoot me a hello. Maybe say something nice/interesting/funny/random/hateful/annoying/stupid/irrelevant. I don't give a fuck.
Okay, well thanks tuning in. Bye.
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