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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 114
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About SushiSashi : Hey fellow FMLers. My life sucks sometimes, so even if I don't love those moments, I know FML will. That's why I have this account. I hope if I don't manage to get a laugh out of the more suckish moments of my life, FML will.

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SushiSashi's favorite FMLs

Today, I once again told my son he needed a job and a girlfriend because I simply could not keep him in my house anymore. He yelled, "No, I can do whatever I want!" Then went back to playing video games. He's 38. FML

#15960842
371 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28995) - you deserved it (41411)

On 04/28/2011 at 7:07am - kids - by oldmama728 -

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37192) - you deserved it (31513)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I woke up to the most awkward breakfast of my life. Apparently, last night after taking my sleeping pill, I went into my mom's room and started spilling secrets left and right. Secrets about my current crush, the people I've hooked up with, and how when I say I'm going over to my friend Beth's house, I'm really seeing a guy. FML

#8916810
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10403) - you deserved it (29702)

On 03/08/2010 at 10:14am - love - by xXxtwilightLUV95xXx - United States (Texas)

Today, I was watching this TV show where a man was describing how much he loved this woman, how he made every opportunity to see her, and how he loved her in a way nobody else could. I smiled, because that's exactly the way I feel about my crush. Then I realized the program was about stalkers. FML

#438513
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72045) - you deserved it (28303)

On 03/18/2009 at 12:42pm - misc - by bluten (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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