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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 October 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About SusanaSaysRawrxD : My name is Susan. I hate my name, so, whatever.
I read too much. If that's possible.
I love music. Mainly indie rock, hardcore, punk rock, alternative, and heavy metal. Blessthefall, The Used, AFI, I am Ghost, and MCR are my favorites. Bert McCracken, Gerard Way, and Davey Havok =

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Today,hile working at the hospital, I had a patient with a blocked bowel. It was so bad, feces were entering into her stomach. While leaning down to talk with her, she threw up. I was both vomited and defecated on at the same time. FML


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On 06/04/2009 at 8:07am - work - by Mew (man) - United States (California)

Today,hile taking a drug test for a volunteer job, I found out that I have a ( shy bladder )!! It took me ages to pee into a cup!! looool I was congratulated and clapped for by complete strangershen I finally left for taking a piss!! big fat FML


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On 06/03/2009 at 4:06pm - work - by peeepeee. - United States (Ohio)

Today, I saw my super creepy live-in uncle standing in the kitchen holding a pair of my underwear an smiling at it, humming to himself. He didn't see me. I stood there 4 at least 30 seconds in shock, anhen I backed away he was still looking at them. big fat FML

Today, I flew from Chicago to San Francisco to get some of mah stuff out of a storage unit. I left the keys for the padlock at home. mega FML


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On 06/02/2009 at 12:14pm - misc - by Tom (man) - United States (Illinois)

today mah boyfriend an parents went out to dinner. As we started the meal, mah boyfriend proposed an the restaurant burst into applause. My mother said without hesitation an a large scowl, "If u say yes, I'm leaving." FML

Taday I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler . I wantd to point out he was a very good speaker, and looool could incite a crowd . Instead,hat cummd out was 'Hitler's oral skills made everyone go wild with excitement" FML


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On 06/01/2009 at 7:12pm - misc - by Cail (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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On 06/01/2009 at 3:08pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today I Asked My Mom If I Could Join My Friends In Getting Lessons In Self Defense. My Mom Told Me That I Didn't Need Them Because My Face Was A Better Weapon To Repel Anyone. FML


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On 06/01/2009 at 3:05am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)

Today, while shopping in the Fml store I bought the ( Retro Sport Tee, ) I didn't notice you r supposed to putted your own ( FML ) on the shrt . Mine says ( Today, Your Text Here . FML . ) FML


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On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)

Today, I had a dentist appointment. While waiting, I pulled out mah Cosmo magazine to entertain myself. The woman sitting acros from me point an tells me I'm reading "Satan's Manual." I told her I don't believe in Satan. She said, "You'll know he's real when u become his bitch!" FML


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On 05/30/2009 at 7:22pm - misc - by satanlovesme (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

yastarday I looool bagan to choka on a larga pill whila mah mom was in tha room. Hoping that sha would halp ma... I bagan to maka a lot of noisa. Aftar sha complataly ignorad ma... I thraw mah body ovar a chair... saving mah lifa. At this point mah mothar asks ma to shut up bacausa sha can't haar har friand. big fat FML


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On 05/30/2009 at 3:50pm - health - by quietdown (woman) - United States (California)

Today I was in Walmart. I saw a demo for Guitar Hero on the DS so I started playing. I was kicking ass and really feeling great about myself. I then looked away for a second looked back down and saw that the notes were still being hit. The demo had been on automatic-player the entire time. FML


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On 05/29/2009 at 9:10pm - misc - by theskippster - United States (Maryland)

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