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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 October 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 26014
  • Number of comments : 405
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About SusanaSaysRawrxD : My name is Susan. I hate my name, so, whatever.
I read too much. If that's possible.
I love music. Mainly indie rock, hardcore, punk rock, alternative, and heavy metal. Blessthefall, The Used, AFI, I am Ghost, and MCR are my favorites. Bert McCracken, Gerard Way, and Davey Havok =

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Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly asked for the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter came back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML

#689
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22079) - you deserved it (7522)

On 01/03/2009 at 3:38am - misc - by sm@rtie - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly asked for the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter came back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML

#689
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22079) - you deserved it (7522)

On 01/03/2009 at 3:38am - misc - by sm@rtie - Sent from mobile version

Today, I received a text message from my girlfriend saying: "Do you remember last time we slept together?", I answer straight away "Of course I do, it was great!". To which she replies: "I hope you made the most of it: it was the last". FML

#676
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25229) - you deserved it (2167)

On 01/02/2009 at 12:37am - love - by Godmish - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was baby-sitting four rather noisy and rowdy kids. After a two hour struggle, I finally manage to get them into bed. I then ask them what they want before going to sleep, and the eldest replies: "Can you tell us a story where you die at the end?" FML

#624
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32398) - you deserved it (2864)

On 12/29/2008 at 5:56am - kids - by Hellau - Sent from mobile version

Today, I surprise my girlfriend by turning up at her flat on her twenty-fourth birthday. She gets up from the couch as I enter and I shout: "Tonight, my cock is going to stab you twenty-four times!" (Okay, that's not smart). That's when her father glances over from the couch and greets me. FML

#509
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12422) - you deserved it (63334)

On 12/13/2008 at 10:58pm - intimacy - by Mateo - Sent from mobile version

Today, I surprise my girlfriend by turning up at her flat on her twenty-fourth birthday. She gets up from the couch as I enter and I shout: "Tonight, my cock is going to stab you twenty-four times!" (Okay, that's not smart). That's when her father glances over from the couch and greets me. FML

#509
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12422) - you deserved it (63334)

On 12/13/2008 at 10:58pm - intimacy - by Mateo - Sent from mobile version

Today, I surprise my girlfriend by turning up at her flat on her twenty-fourth birthday. She gets up from the couch as I enter and I shout: "Tonight, my cock is going to stab you twenty-four times!" (Okay, that's not smart). That's when her father glances over from the couch and greets me. FML

#509
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12422) - you deserved it (63334)

On 12/13/2008 at 10:58pm - intimacy - by Mateo - Sent from mobile version

Today, whilst chatting with my mum on MSN, she unintentionally sent me an animated emoticon of a penis jerking off repeatedly. I don't even want to know the type of conversation she was having. FML

#375
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37059) - you deserved it (2372)

On 11/23/2008 at 4:24am - intimacy - by Dina - Sent from mobile version

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

#349
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30374) - you deserved it (14826)

On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

#349
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30374) - you deserved it (14826)

On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

#349
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30374) - you deserved it (14826)

On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

#349
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30374) - you deserved it (14826)

On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version

Today, while on holiday in England, a cute boy came up and asked where I'm from. When I said Paris, he gave a look and said, "Oh, strange, I always thought Parisians were the most beautiful women in the world." FML

#233
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49814) - you deserved it (4150)

On 11/06/2008 at 8:01am - love - by frog - United Kingdom (London)

Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML

#37
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25294) - you deserved it (113710)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by VIVI -



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