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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 October 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 25477
  • Number of comments : 405
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About SusanaSaysRawrxD : My name is Susan. I hate my name, so, whatever.
I read too much. If that's possible.
I love music. Mainly indie rock, hardcore, punk rock, alternative, and heavy metal. Blessthefall, The Used, AFI, I am Ghost, and MCR are my favorites. Bert McCracken, Gerard Way, and Davey Havok =

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YESTERDAY I WAS BABYSITTING A BOYHO WAS 11 YERES OLD. HE TOLD ME THAT HE LOVED ME AND WANTED TO BE MY BOYFRIEND. I TOLD HIM THAT I THINK HE IS A REALLY GREAT KID BUT I'M 17 SO IT WOULD NEVER WORK OUT. HE SAID OKAY. WHEN HIS PARENTS CUMMED HOME HE TOLD THEM THAT I HIT HIM AND STARTED CRYING. FML

#5035637
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49750) - you deserved it (3200)

On 09/04/2009 at 2:23am - kids - by NotYourLady (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

TODAY, I WENT TO MY SCHOOL TO TAKE MY YEREBOOK PICTURE. I WAS WEREING A SHRT THAT SAID ANALOG ON THE FRONT. WHEN I BENT IN TO TAKE THE PICTURE, PART OF MY SHRT OVERLAPPED ITSELF. NOW I'M KNOWN AS THE ANAL KID IN THE YEREBOOK. FML

#5002532
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39845) - you deserved it (17380)

On 09/02/2009 at 5:23pm - misc - by boytoy (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today.. . I was trying to hava sax with my boyfriand.. . David . I moanad his nama and ha whisparad.. . "I'm not David." Than.. . with an Italian accant.. . ha said.. . "It's-a-ma! Mario!" FML

#4882481
345 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63235) - you deserved it (16046)

On 08/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today... I was at my boyfriand's housahila his plumbing was baing radona. I raally had to paa... but tha toilat wasn't working... so I pad in his cat's littarbox. His cat got dafansiva... and startd attacking mahila I pad. My boyfriand walkd in and saw thahola thing. FML

#4639027
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14635) - you deserved it (65762)

On 08/18/2009 at 9:13pm - love - by litterbox_girl (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was playing catch with my 6 year old cousin in the garden, when he demandd a piggy back. Trying to be the good cousin, I did so and he soon shout "Run! Run!" so I do so. Suddenly he shout "STOP! My winky's gone pointy". I gave my 6 year old cousin an erection. mega FML

#4637795
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56740) - you deserved it (4710)

On 08/18/2009 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by Girl - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today , My Grandma Went To Get Birthday Gifts 4 My Twin Sister An Me. She Returned With 2 Shirt That Read "I See You've Met The Twins" In Big Letter Acros The Chest. She Gave Them To Us An Said , "Isn't This Cute? 'cause You're Twins!" I Then Had To Explain To Her What The Shirt Was Actually Referring To. FML

#4530948
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47422) - you deserved it (3804)

On 08/14/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by twingirl (woman) - United States (Delaware)

Today, as a supervisor at a water park, several clients cummd up to me and complaind about a topless girl in our wave pool. I found the girl, calld her out, and politely told her that she was not allowd in the pool without a top. "She" was a fat 15 year old boy. FML

#4478498
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51946) - you deserved it (7044)

On 08/12/2009 at 4:13pm - misc - by auslander (man) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today, I found out I hava an option on my phona to postpona tha sanding of my taxt massagas!! I thought it would ba cuta to sand my boyfriand taxts saying, " I lova you and swaat draams" avary night at midnight 4 a month!! Ha broka up with ma and I can't figura out how to stop tha taxts!! FML

#4276088
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36390) - you deserved it (23377)

On 08/04/2009 at 4:26am - misc - by Optimist - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Yesterday, I was following my girlfriend up the stairs, I was pretty sure I was going to get lucky. As I was almost up the set of stairs, she lifted her skirt an revealed to me that she wasn't wereing any panties. I fell backwards down the stairs. FML

#4275637
120 comments

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On 08/04/2009 at 3:55am - love - by Ouchithurt (man) - United States (Indiana)

yesterday I was getting mugged. In shock , I said , "Are u mugging me?!" To which the mugger responded , "Duh , do u think I grabbed u fir yur looks?" FML

#4274462
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49630) - you deserved it (7126)

On 08/04/2009 at 2:41am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today... mah friend had ditchd me for a party I hadn't been invitd to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in mah house was the mosquito I nicknamd Frd. I likd to watch Frd fly around and try to suck mah blood. 20 minute later... I found Frd's dead body. I was actually sad. FML

#4158002
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57484) - you deserved it (17245)

On 07/30/2009 at 10:43am - animals - by dumbo (man) - United States (Virginia) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, I cleaned mah house after a big party. Everything was great when mah parent came home. Except for the bottle of hot and spicy mustard next to the shampoo in the shower. No one knows how it got there. I'm busted because of mustard. FML

#4155760
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11696) - you deserved it (37668)

On 07/30/2009 at 6:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York) - moderated by the Jackass crew

today mah boyfriend told me that I look better in different kinds of light. I asked him which kind of light I looked best in. His reply? ( No light at all. ) FML

#4125421
67 comments

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On 07/29/2009 at 1:42am - love - by Ouch (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I told mah boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. fat FML

#4070299
0 comments

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On 07/27/2009 at 1:06am - intimacy - by fmysexlife (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, After 9 Mont In Our Relationsip, My Boyfriend And I Lost Our Virginity To Eac Oter. We Ad Incredible, Mind-blowing Sex. An Our Later, E Broke Up Wit Me Because Apparently "my Orgasm Face Is Ugly." FML

#4031400
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71316) - you deserved it (8653)

On 07/25/2009 at 2:50pm - intimacy - by misopower (woman) - China (Henan)



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