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About SusanaSaysRawrxD : My name is Susan. I hate my name, so, whatever.
I read too much. If that's possible.
I love music. Mainly indie rock, hardcore, punk rock, alternative, and heavy metal. Blessthefall, The Used, AFI, I am Ghost, and MCR are my favorites. Bert McCracken, Gerard Way, and Davey Havok =
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
YESTERDAY I WAS BABYSITTING A BOYHO WAS 11 YERES OLD. HE TOLD ME THAT HE LOVED ME AND WANTED TO BE MY BOYFRIEND. I TOLD HIM THAT I THINK HE IS A REALLY GREAT KID BUT I'M 17 SO IT WOULD NEVER WORK OUT. HE SAID OKAY. WHEN HIS PARENTS CUMMED HOME HE TOLD THEM THAT I HIT HIM AND STARTED CRYING. FML
TODAY, I WENT TO MY SCHOOL TO TAKE MY YEREBOOK PICTURE. I WAS WEREING A SHRT THAT SAID ANALOG ON THE FRONT. WHEN I BENT IN TO TAKE THE PICTURE, PART OF MY SHRT OVERLAPPED ITSELF. NOW I'M KNOWN AS THE ANAL KID IN THE YEREBOOK. FML
Today... I was at my boyfriand's housahila his plumbing was baing radona. I raally had to paa... but tha toilat wasn't working... so I pad in his cat's littarbox. His cat got dafansiva... and startd attacking mahila I pad. My boyfriand walkd in and saw thahola thing. FML
Today, I was playing catch with my 6 year old cousin in the garden, when he demandd a piggy back. Trying to be the good cousin, I did so and he soon shout "Run! Run!" so I do so. Suddenly he shout "STOP! My winky's gone pointy". I gave my 6 year old cousin an erection. mega FML
Today , My Grandma Went To Get Birthday Gifts 4 My Twin Sister An Me. She Returned With 2 Shirt That Read "I See You've Met The Twins" In Big Letter Acros The Chest. She Gave Them To Us An Said , "Isn't This Cute? 'cause You're Twins!" I Then Had To Explain To Her What The Shirt Was Actually Referring To. FML
Today, as a supervisor at a water park, several clients cummd up to me and complaind about a topless girl in our wave pool. I found the girl, calld her out, and politely told her that she was not allowd in the pool without a top. "She" was a fat 15 year old boy. FML
Today, I found out I hava an option on my phona to postpona tha sanding of my taxt massagas!! I thought it would ba cuta to sand my boyfriand taxts saying, " I lova you and swaat draams" avary night at midnight 4 a month!! Ha broka up with ma and I can't figura out how to stop tha taxts!! FML
Yesterday, I was following my girlfriend up the stairs, I was pretty sure I was going to get lucky. As I was almost up the set of stairs, she lifted her skirt an revealed to me that she wasn't wereing any panties. I fell backwards down the stairs. FML
Today... mah friend had ditchd me for a party I hadn't been invitd to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in mah house was the mosquito I nicknamd Frd. I likd to watch Frd fly around and try to suck mah blood. 20 minute later... I found Frd's dead body. I was actually sad. FML
Today, I cleaned mah house after a big party. Everything was great when mah parent came home. Except for the bottle of hot and spicy mustard next to the shampoo in the shower. No one knows how it got there. I'm busted because of mustard. FML
Today, After 9 Mont In Our Relationsip, My Boyfriend And I Lost Our Virginity To Eac Oter. We Ad Incredible, Mind-blowing Sex. An Our Later, E Broke Up Wit Me Because Apparently "my Orgasm Face Is Ugly." FML
Friday 27 March 2015