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  • Town/Country : Island Of Misfit Toys.
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 October 1994 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 16422
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

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About SusanaSaysRawrxD

My name is Susan. I hate my name, so, whatever.
I read too much. If that's possible.
I love music. Mainly indie rock, hardcore, punk rock, alternative, and heavy metal. Blessthefall, The Used, AFI, I am Ghost, and MCR are my favorites.
Davey Havok & Gerard Way are my idols.
I worship Jeffree Star.
I'm into really creepy and disturbing stuff.
You have not seen a good movie until you have seen Donnie Darko. Most amazing movie ever.
90% of what I say is sarcastic.
I don't get along with people much. Guess why?
I'm actually incredibly obsessed with My Chemical Romance. I'm a *cringe* fangirl when it comes to them.
So, yeah, can't think of anything else. Don't care to share much more.




Lol, ignore the '15 FMLS posted'. Boredom. Yeah.... Ha.

SusanaSaysRawrxD's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control and use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until my mother admitted to swapping my pills and poking holes in my condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML

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On 11/15/2009 at 7:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

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Today, I fell asleep in a lecture. I laughed at something amusing in Dreamworld, but the laugh came out as a prolonged creepy groan in Lectureworld. I woke up to see everyone within a 5 meter radius staring at me. FML

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On 11/13/2009 at 10:53am - misc - by teepee - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

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Today, I went to the pharmacy to purchase a brace for my sprained wrist. My wife and I had recently ran out of KY lotion, so I decided to pick up a bottle while I was there. It didn't occur to me that these two items could be perceived as being related until the cashier began to giggle. FML

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On 11/13/2009 at 7:57am - misc - by joeheathen (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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Today, my 6 year old daughter asked me if the tooth fairy was real. I said yes, and she said she wanted to try to catch her. Later, she pulled out a tooth and put it under her pillow. I came in to take out the tooth and replace it with money. There were mouse traps behind her pillow. FML

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On 11/12/2009 at 11:19pm - kids - by snapped (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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Today, the weird receptionist at the hotel I'm staying at asked me if I needed an extra blanket because I "looked cold in my sleep last night". FML

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On 09/24/2009 at 5:50am - misc - by scaredtosleep (man) - United Kingdom (London)

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Today, I went online to check my credit report. My credit report says that I am deceased, and have no rating. I'm at least 90% sure that this is not true. FML

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On 09/22/2009 at 8:27pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

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Today, I found my biological father, who I have never met, on facebook and decided to message him. He blocked me. FML

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On 09/22/2009 at 5:12am - misc - by snow (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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Today, I saw a youtube video of a guy scratching a knife and a screwdriver on his Ipod and at the end he showed how there was no scratches and the Ipod screen was clean. So I took my brand new Ipod touch and did the same with a knife. It didn't work. FML

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On 09/19/2009 at 5:36pm - misc - by MgmEboy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Today, my boyfriend, who has been growing out his facial hair lately, and I, went to a family get together. When we showed up my grandmother came up to him and started growling. She then said, "I was just trying to communicate with Chewbacca over here." Thanks grandma. FML

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On 09/19/2009 at 2:43pm - misc - by Chewy (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Today, I finally told my fiance about the crippling sexual abuse I suffered through as a child. He immediately broke off the wedding. His reason? He can't marry someone who isn't 'pure'. FML

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On 09/17/2009 at 9:36pm - love - by Jackie (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Today, I had dinner with my family at a fancy restaurant. They kept commenting about how cold it was and asked the waitress to turn off the air conditioning. When I got home, I realized the embroidered daisies on my undershirt made it look like I have giant protruding nipples. FML

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On 09/14/2009 at 12:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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Today, I woke up to find my cat, dead, hanging from the ceiling fan. On the wall, it said, "You touch my wife's pussy , I touch yours." My friend who lives across the street was talking about having great fun last night with an older woman. Wrong house. FML

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On 09/13/2009 at 2:37pm - intimacy - by Person1233 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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Today, I went on a blind date with a guy who talked about himself in the 3rd person. Seriously. FML

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On 09/13/2009 at 12:15am - love - by blind_date (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Today, my girlfriend left me for her boss. The same boss that, two weeks ago, caused her to come to me crying because he was sexually harassing her at work. When I told her I'd intervene, she told me she'd handle it. I guess she certainly did. FML

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On 09/11/2009 at 7:27pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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Today, my boyfriend came in my room dressed as Harry Potter and declared that he was going to put his basilisk into my chamber of secrets. And yes, that was my first time. FML

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On 09/10/2009 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by ginny (woman) - United States (Iowa)

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