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About Surge_Heart : I'm not completely against talking to strangers 💁
Excuse the username - I was young and foolish and can't figure out how to change it.
Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
Today, my wrists were hurting really bad while working the production line. I was told to let my supervisor know so he can help accommodate it. Both supervisors responded by ending my employment there to make sure I don't suffer long term damage. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out to a vegetarian-friendly restaurant. She ordered shrimp fettuccine, and I asked why. She slowly explained to me that vegetarians can eat shrimp, then muttered that she now knows who has the brains in our relationship. FML
Monday 30 March 2015