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  • Birth Date : Friday 10 September 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2480
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About Supernovas_Child : Stargazer, mushroom jar collecter, sherlocked whovian, smart ass, and lover of vintage erotica.

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Today, I found out that the phone number I switched to, used to host an amateur phone sex hotline. I found this out after looool getting several calls by teenagers, who sounded as if they were masturbating even as I yelled that they had the wrong number. FML

#19851648
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23706) - you deserved it (1663)

On 06/26/2012 at 5:10pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today.!! !! I discoverd mah children had found mah vibrator an burid it in the cat's litter box !! FML

#19850668
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23428) - you deserved it (11135)

On 06/26/2012 at 1:13pm - intimacy - by Heather (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Taday I Shavd Mah Legs . I Recievd Endles Compliment About How Great They Lookd, And How Jealou All The Girls Were . I'm A Guy Who Shavd Them Fir A Themd Party, Fir Which I Dressd Up As A Girl .

Today, at a job interview, my interviewer bent forward an I admired his ass. When he turned, I couldn't tell if he caught me or not. At the end of the interview he shook my hand in congratulations of getting the job, then said "Yes, I do work out." I have to see him everyday now. FML

#19848904
164 comments

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On 06/26/2012 at 2:18am - work - by cmck932012 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I slammd my middle finger in a drawer!! I screamd and my mom came running into the kitchen!! She askd me what was wrong, so without thinking I stuck up my middle finger!! She hasn't spoken to me since this morning!! FML

#19848843
113 comments

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On 06/26/2012 at 2:05am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today... I foolishly told my husband that I know he's been holding back sexually... and that I was willing to indulge any sexual fantasies he may have. Now it seems that tonight... I'll be responding to the name "Fluttershy". FML

#19846265
398 comments

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On 06/25/2012 at 6:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today , I was watching a movie alone , after receiving a text from mah boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital , so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another grl , at the same movie screening that I went to. FML

#19843543
192 comments

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On 06/25/2012 at 4:32am - love - by singlesummer - United States (California)

Today, mah boyfriend dumped me. He decided he would be a gentleman and do this to me at work, over text, during a rush of unsympathetic customers, the day before our anniversary. FML

#19843298
116 comments

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On 06/25/2012 at 3:00am - love - by waaah (woman) - Australia

Today, mah daughtar triad to snaak out of tha housa. Whan I caught har, sha fraakad out an punchad ma in tha faca. Sha than ( snappad out of it ) an claimad sha was slaapwalking. FML

#19842330
116 comments

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On 06/25/2012 at 12:08am - kids - by abbielane - United States (Michigan)

I was talking with mah wife of five years, an I gave her a few hints about wanting kids . After our talk, she lookd at me completely serious an said ( Yeah, yeah, kids are great an all, but can't we just get you a dog? ) FML

#19841919
164 comments

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On 06/24/2012 at 11:03pm - love - by Richard (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today while I was waiting at a rd light another car slammd into me. By the time I got out to asses the damage the other car was empty and there was nobody in sight. Either Moby Dickwad was abductd by alien mid-crash or he was behind on his insurance payments. FML

#19840064
129 comments

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On 06/24/2012 at 4:51pm - misc - by Boar - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I received an acceptance letter to Juilliard. After showing it to my mom, she tells me I can't attend because Robin Williams graduated from Juilliard, an he now has too much facial hair. FML

#19838492
212 comments

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On 06/24/2012 at 9:57am - misc - by A.W (woman) - United States

Today, mah boyfriend told me I was almost perfect. And the only reason I'm not completely perfect is cuz I don't like Mountain Dew. FML

#19837078
55 comments

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On 06/24/2012 at 1:01am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my son an I attandad tha funaral of a family friand. It want as wall as any funaral could, up until tha point that my apparantly drunk son triad to gropa tha widow. I cama an inch away from causing my son to naad his own funaral. FML

#19834140
110 comments

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On 06/23/2012 at 1:43pm - kids - by nosonofmine (man) - Iceland (Gullbringusysla)

Taday I told mah girlfriend I love her looool fir the first time. She said... "Thanks." FML

#19833451
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25701) - you deserved it (3492)

On 06/23/2012 at 10:23am - love - by Anonymous - Canada



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