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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 September 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1784
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About Supernovas_Child : Stargazer, mushroom jar collecter, sherlocked whovian, smart ass, and lover of vintage erotica.

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Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML

#19939315
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29937) - you deserved it (4992)

On 07/15/2012 at 12:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I managed to bruise my nipple by closing an umbrella on it. The stupidity of the whole thing hurts almost as much as the injury. FML

#19936728
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18318) - you deserved it (4399)

On 07/14/2012 at 10:43am - health - by Anonymous - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, I went to city hall to pay for a parking ticket. After returning to my truck, I found a parking ticket on my window. FML

#19935840
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8807) - you deserved it (23284)

On 07/14/2012 at 2:55am - money - by journeytotheend - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I woke up naked, duck taped to the wall with no memory of last night. FML

#19935617
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10106) - you deserved it (31436)

On 07/14/2012 at 1:49am - misc - by tapeissticky591 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I sold yet another £100 bottle of lotion to a stuck-up teenage fashionista with less brain-power than the yapping bastard of a dog she carried in her arms. She did nothing but brag the whole time about her jewelry, and openly mocked me for only making minimum wage. FML

#19933084
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25834) - you deserved it (2367)

On 07/13/2012 at 3:08pm - work - by fucking pissants (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I was brushing my teeth when I looked up. There was a huge scorpion dangling on the air vent above my head. I was trapped in the bathroom for over an hour trying to build the courage to run out. FML

#19908614
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20358) - you deserved it (5823)

On 07/08/2012 at 5:47am - animals - by scorpionsurviver - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to make me dinner surrounded by a candlelight setting. By the time I got home, we had 7 firefighters surrounding our house. Turns out one of the candles fell on the carpet and lit up the curtain as well. FML

#19906711
113 comments

Today, I went to the beach with my boyfriend and family. My sister coyly pointed out the scratch marks down his back, hoping to embarrass me in front of my parents. The marks weren't from me. FML

#19873995
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28145) - you deserved it (1916)

On 07/01/2012 at 12:22am - love - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, I saw a large spider carry away the body of a dead spider in the bathroom. In my anthropology class, we learned one of the first signs of civilization is caring for the dead. First, they become civilized, and next, they take over. I will never sleep again. FML

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend doesn't have time to text me back, but he does have time to post an entire Facebook album dedicated to cats. FML

#19865119
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22968) - you deserved it (4220)

On 06/29/2012 at 6:03am - misc - by JJBones (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML

#19860817
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23862) - you deserved it (3081)

On 06/28/2012 at 2:11pm - love - by daniella101 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML

#19859656
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20295) - you deserved it (2345)

On 06/28/2012 at 8:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I tried for 45 minutes to convince my psychiatrist to take me off my antidepressant. When he finally agreed to do so, I broke down into tears and sobbed uncontrollably for 10 minutes. Hello, increased prescription. FML

#19854055
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13993) - you deserved it (18789)

On 06/27/2012 at 1:29am - health - by purpleskylight - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I sent my boyfriend a nude picture, he sent it back to me with a mustache on my face from that iPhone app and told me he likes it much better that way. FML

#19853880
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24329) - you deserved it (8784)

On 06/27/2012 at 12:58am - intimacy - by maggie74 - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I went to the bookstore and saw a stunning girl reading. I walked over and picked up a book, thinking our two books were the same category, hence a good conversation starter. She looked at me, and I pointed at my book and smiled. After that, she left. It was a sex position book. FML

#19853793
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7483) - you deserved it (32836)

On 06/27/2012 at 12:39am - misc - by deli Shoppe - United States (California)



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