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Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
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On 07/15/2012 at 12:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I managed to bruise my nipple by closing an umbrella on it. The stupidity of the whole thing hurts almost as much as the injury. FML
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On 07/14/2012 at 10:43am - health - by Anonymous - Japan (Tokyo)
Today, I went to city hall to pay for a parking ticket. After returning to my truck, I found a parking ticket on my window. FML
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On 07/14/2012 at 2:55am - money - by journeytotheend - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I woke up naked, duck taped to the wall with no memory of last night. FML
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On 07/14/2012 at 1:49am - misc - by tapeissticky591 - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I sold yet another £100 bottle of lotion to a stuck-up teenage fashionista with less brain-power than the yapping bastard of a dog she carried in her arms. She did nothing but brag the whole time about her jewelry, and openly mocked me for only making minimum wage. FML
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On 07/13/2012 at 3:08pm - work - by fucking pissants (man) - United Kingdom
Today, I was brushing my teeth when I looked up. There was a huge scorpion dangling on the air vent above my head. I was trapped in the bathroom for over an hour trying to build the courage to run out. FML
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On 07/08/2012 at 5:47am - animals - by scorpionsurviver - United States
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to make me dinner surrounded by a candlelight setting. By the time I got home, we had 7 firefighters surrounding our house. Turns out one of the candles fell on the carpet and lit up the curtain as well. FML
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On 07/07/2012 at 9:42pm - misc - by mynameiscrazy - Australia
Today, I went to the beach with my boyfriend and family. My sister coyly pointed out the scratch marks down his back, hoping to embarrass me in front of my parents. The marks weren't from me. FML
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Today, I saw a large spider carry away the body of a dead spider in the bathroom. In my anthropology class, we learned one of the first signs of civilization is caring for the dead. First, they become civilized, and next, they take over. I will never sleep again. FML
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On 06/30/2012 at 2:49am - animals - by BloodFaerie (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend doesn't have time to text me back, but he does have time to post an entire Facebook album dedicated to cats. FML
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On 06/29/2012 at 6:03am - misc - by JJBones (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML
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On 06/28/2012 at 2:11pm - love - by daniella101 - United States (Louisiana)
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
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On 06/28/2012 at 8:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)
Today, I tried for 45 minutes to convince my psychiatrist to take me off my antidepressant. When he finally agreed to do so, I broke down into tears and sobbed uncontrollably for 10 minutes. Hello, increased prescription. FML
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On 06/27/2012 at 1:29am - health - by purpleskylight - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I sent my boyfriend a nude picture, he sent it back to me with a mustache on my face from that iPhone app and told me he likes it much better that way. FML
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On 06/27/2012 at 12:58am - intimacy - by maggie74 - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I went to the bookstore and saw a stunning girl reading. I walked over and picked up a book, thinking our two books were the same category, hence a good conversation starter. She looked at me, and I pointed at my book and smiled. After that, she left. It was a sex position book. FML
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On 06/27/2012 at 12:39am - misc - by deli Shoppe - United States (California)
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