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Supernovas_Child
  • Town/Country : Wonderland.
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 September 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 1164
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About Supernovas_Child : Stargazer, mushroom jar collecter, sherlocked whovian, smart ass, and lover of vintage erotica.

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Today, my daughter finally gave birth to twin boys. She informed me that she named them Peregrin Took and Meriadoc Brandybuck. My grandsons are named after Hobbits. FML

#20194616
251 comments

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On 12/06/2012 at 11:49pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house when I got a call from my parents. They told me to come home immediately. Panicking, I rushed home. My dad pulled out a clear tube filled with dried leaves. They accused me of having marijuana. It was catnip for my kitten. FML

#20187165
61 comments

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On 12/01/2012 at 9:01pm - misc - by potheadloljk (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, my girlfriend dared me to put on her bra and panties and give her a lap dance. Feeling spontaneous, I decided to do it. Just as I was getting really into it, she told me I was on webcam for all her friends. Apparently it was a contest of who had their boyfriend the most whipped. She won. FML

#20174722
174 comments

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On 11/23/2012 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Embarassed (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my friends and I were playing truth or dare game. It was late and we were drunk, so they dared me to run naked into my neighbor's yard while yelling, "Help! The pixies took my penis!" I ran screaming right into their big family reunion. FML

#20172584
71 comments

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On 11/21/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by nekkidness (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while at a red light, a guy in a tux and sunglasses doing the Gangnam Style passed over the crossing, followed by a man with a video camera. This isn't the first time I've stopped for people doing a Gangnam Style parody. FML

#20165330
197 comments

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On 11/16/2012 at 10:52am - misc - by Gangnam (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I realized that the bird I supposedly heard during the night throughout my childhood is actually the sound my mom makes when she comes. FML

#20160628
135 comments

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On 11/12/2012 at 4:20pm - intimacy - by Heather - United States (Maryland)

Today, I told my daughter that she won't be going to her homecoming dance as punishment for her terrible grades. She's been crying and singing "If I Die Young" in her room for hours. At this point, I don't know if I need to call a therapist or a vocal coach. FML

#20117570
268 comments

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On 10/15/2012 at 12:07am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I kissed a boy for the first time in over a year. It was at drama club practice, and he quickly ended up asking the director if we could remove that scene from the play. FML

#20114767
102 comments

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On 10/13/2012 at 9:38am - misc - by pinkfreak94 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I learned that scorpions can apparently hold their breath for hours, and that doing so makes them angry. I found this out when I removed a scorpion from the bottom of my pool and found that it was not entirely drowned. FML

#20112873
100 comments

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On 10/11/2012 at 10:56pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, as I was about to leave for work, my 16-year-old son stumbled home in nothing but his underwear and pink cowboy boots. He threw his hands in the air, yelled, "BOTTLE SIP BOTTLE GUZZLE," promptly threw up and passed out in it. FML

#20111636
209 comments

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On 10/11/2012 at 2:59am - kids - by Failed Parent - United States

Today, as an introduction to the history of China, I asked my APA World History class to write a 500 word essay on a historical Chinese person. Out of a class of 18, five of them were about Mulan. FML

#20102571
215 comments

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On 10/05/2012 at 5:47am - work - by desperate (woman) - Malta

Today, I was showering at my dorm. I had my clothes locked in a locker and my towel and robe hanging outside the stall. Someone took off with my towel and robe, which had my keys. I had to walk down three flights of stairs to get an extra key in nothing but a plastic shower curtain. FML

#20075333
77 comments

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On 09/16/2012 at 10:00pm - misc - by Blueberry (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, my five-year-old daughter asked me why moms don't swallow clothes, so that their babies won't be born naked. My husband burst into derisive laughter, and has now trained her into responding to the name "Derp-Derp." FML

#20071956
142 comments

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On 09/14/2012 at 7:06pm - kids - by -___- (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I had my girlfriend over to meet my parents. After dinner, we were in the living room talking. My dad thought it would be funny to grab our cat, stick it down his shirt, then pretend to give birth to it, with sound effects. FML

#20070030
91 comments

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On 09/13/2012 at 8:37am - misc - by Sprtsgeek13 - United States (Maine)

Today, my wife knows tattoos are a huge turnoff for me. She decided the best way to change my mind about them would be to get one. Across her neck. Of our dog's name. FML

#20069857
182 comments

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On 09/13/2012 at 2:43am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)



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