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Superman_UNBOUND
  • Town/Country : Smallville, Kansas, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 June 1989 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 313
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Superman_UNBOUND : Hey, my names Kal =). 20yrs old, very avid biker. Just lost my 4th '08 GSX-R1000 so you know I'll have plenty of good FML's to post in the future, including how it happened!

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Today, I found out that when an officer screams, "DON'T MOVE OR I'LL TASE YOU". It really means, "If you so much as flinch I'm going to shoot and 50,000 volts will be directed through your nose and groin." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17697) - you deserved it (7825)

On 12/16/2009 at 11:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, me and my girlfriend were riding on my motorcycle. While at a stop light, she started to make these weird noises. Turns out she was having an orgasm. I still can't give her one. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16599) - you deserved it (3815)

On 11/30/2009 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I decided to surprise my wife at her softball game. I saw her distinctive motorcycle jacket through the canvas dugout wall and decided that I would feel her up from behind, to surprise her. She lent her jacket to a friend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9409) - you deserved it (6718)

On 11/24/2009 at 5:58am - intimacy - by rider (man) - Qatar (Ad Dawhah)

Today, I stopped at the light when someone crashed on to my motorcycle making me fall. The guy claimed it was my fault because I stopped too fast. I got really mad, so I attempted to spit on his face and was ready to start a fight when I noticed that I forgot to lift the helmet shield. FML

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On 10/08/2009 at 8:22am - misc - by lumacsp - United States (Florida)

Today, when approaching a stop light on my motorcycle, I went to extend my left leg as usual to balance when stopped. Apparently my shoelace loop got wrapped around the shift lever and "tied" my shoe to the bike. It's hard to look cool when you fall over for no apparent reason at a stoplight. FML

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On 10/06/2009 at 1:33pm - misc - by Crotch_Rocket_Rider (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my motorcycle was stolen from the 4th level of my “secure” gated parking garage. I strategically park it tightly between my car and a concrete wall to limit theft opportunity. They scratched my car trying to get it out. FML

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On 06/14/2009 at 1:28pm - misc - by stolenbike (man) - United States (Georgia)



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