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  • Town/Country : Fresno, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 March 1989 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 19407
  • Number of comments : 100
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Today, I found out that me and my best friend are both pregnant. We live together, and both had one night stands with the same guy. Now we are going to be each raising his children in the same house while he has decided to "not get involved" and move to a different state. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16055) - you deserved it (69765)

On 12/03/2009 at 1:55am - kids - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, after having paid to download an iPhone FML app, I found out that the real 'Fmylife Official' app was a lot more complete. And free. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9191) - you deserved it (37954)

On 12/02/2009 at 12:58pm - misc - by Fmyapp (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I sneezed in the shower. When I got out, I got a text from my creepy old neighbor saying "Bless you". FML

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151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45664) - you deserved it (3279)

On 12/02/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by errrmkl46 - United States (Arizona)

Today, I went to Walmart with my girlfriend. We bought the usual, food, Advil and condoms. While I waited in line, she went to grab everything. When she came back, I looked in the cart and saw no condoms. I asked her why she didn't get any. She replied "They ran out of smalls." Everyone laughed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41933) - you deserved it (7258)

On 12/01/2009 at 4:11pm - misc - by xXxJoe16xXx - United States (Massachusetts)



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