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SuperSeriouslyFM
  • Town/Country : Bloomington, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 April 1986 (28 years)
  • Number of visits : 350
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Today, I decided I was going to do something nice for my parents for Christmas. So, I cleaned the entire house top to bottom, baked cookies, and made them both Christmas cards. What did I get in return? They asked me to wrap my four year old sister's presents, and let me know I got nothing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23194) - you deserved it (1983)

On 12/24/2009 at 7:37pm - misc - by blkchkrm (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my best friend, the man who I've been in love with for nine years, finally told me he loves me and wants to spend the rest of his life with me. Unfortunately, it was while he was using me to practice proposing to his girlfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46634) - you deserved it (7501)

On 09/15/2009 at 6:53am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my daughter asked me what is the youngest age at which you should start having sex. Being a good mom, I said that she shouldn't have sex until after she's been married. My daughter then said, "Oh... shoot," and walked away. My daughter is twelve. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66575) - you deserved it (11161)

On 06/29/2009 at 8:40pm - intimacy - by blazer - United States (Minnesota)



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