About SuperPizzaMan : Namaste! My name is Derek, and I'm here to enjoy your fucked up life. Maybe you'll enjoy mine as well.
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- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…
- Today, I moved into my new apartment. As I sat in my living room watching Netflix, I found out that… Today, I bragged to a coworker that our boss compliments me constantly on my work performance, my… Today, I woke up and had a voicemail from my boyfriend. I just thought nothing of it because it was…