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by mayoshampoo / 09/01/2014 at 12:59pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, my 808 area code phone number has yet again been mistaken for a 1-800 number. I've been getting phone calls at three in the morning from people on the east coast who are trying to return their shoes. They want to speak to my supervisor because I "don't sound professional enough." FML
by orangemango / 04/22/2014 at 2:18am / United States (Hawaii) / Miscellaneous
Today, I told my neighbor that I was going to Réunion Island on vacation in a few months. She said that she'd always wanted to go there. As a light-hearted joke, I said she should come with me. She's now booked a plane ticket. FML
by voyagevoyage / 04/09/2014 at 6:38pm / France (Centre) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/22/2014 at 7:07pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by failedfather / 12/16/2013 at 11:34am / Australia (Victoria) / Kids
by lavenderpiss / 12/15/2013 at 9:04pm / Australia (South Australia) / Kids
Today, I told my husband it would be great to spend an evening with a bottle of wine and a pile of blankets on the balcony of our cabin during the cruise. He decided it would be great to ditch me and go out gambling. FML
by Neglected / 12/11/2013 at 2:06pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Awkward / 12/04/2013 at 5:29pm / United States (Washington) / Kids
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