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Today, someone, and I still can't figure out who, switched my shampoo with mayonnaise. FML


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On 09/01/2014 at 12:59pm - misc - by mayoshampoo - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my 808 area code phone number has yet again been mistaken for a 1-800 number. I've been getting phone calls at three in the morning from people on the east coast who are trying to return their shoes. They want to speak to my supervisor because I "don't sound professional enough." FML

Today, my dad decided to shave his beard. I told him I wanted him to keep it, so he took the shavings, put them in a jar, and left it in my room. FML


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On 03/22/2014 at 7:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I had to tell McDonald's that my 11-year-old son thought it would be funny to take a dump in the urinal. I then had to clean it up. FML


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On 12/16/2013 at 11:34am - kids - by failedfather (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I used my vaporiser to make my house smell like lavender while I went to work. My brother thought it would be funny to pee inside it. My whole house now smells like pissy lavender. FML


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On 12/15/2013 at 9:04pm - kids - by lavenderpiss (man) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I told my husband it would be great to spend an evening with a bottle of wine and a pile of blankets on the balcony of our cabin during the cruise. He decided it would be great to ditch me and go out gambling. FML


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On 12/11/2013 at 2:06pm - intimacy - by Neglected (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my neighbor put up an electric fence to keep my five-year-old son out. FML


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On 12/04/2013 at 5:29pm - kids - by Awkward - United States (Washington)

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