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SuperMeme
  • Town/Country : Catoosa, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 February 1991 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 332
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend who had just been awakened by her own fart. FML

#5550225 (167)

I agree, your life sucks (51896) - you deserved it (3372)

On 09/29/2009 at 5:21pm - love - by P0wned (man) - France (Bretagne)

Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML

#4976961 (402)

I agree, your life sucks (8001) - you deserved it (207632)

On 09/01/2009 at 2:05pm - work - by Hairball (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I told the guy I have been sort of dating that I want to connect emotionally before sleeping with him. He told me that he already had an emotional connection with his fiancee and was only interested in sleeping with me. FML

#4967155 (127)

I agree, your life sucks (35199) - you deserved it (6208)

On 08/31/2009 at 11:56pm - love - by MenSuck (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Today, I was driving to work when a state trooper rammed into my car from behind, because he was on the cell phone and not paying attention. He gave me a ticket for "Failure to control speed to avoid a crash." FML

#4840344 (324)

I agree, your life sucks (63801) - you deserved it (2212)

On 08/26/2009 at 5:36pm - misc - by rammedbehind (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I slept in late and when I woke up, thought I was the only one in the house so I decided to walk around the corner to the only upstairs bathroom naked. My dad also slept in, also thought he was the only one in the house, and also decided to walk to the bathroom naked. We collided. FML

#4596913 (200)

I agree, your life sucks (50099) - you deserved it (9423)

On 08/17/2009 at 9:50am - misc - by malebonding (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, at work, a man bought a lot of really expensive stuff. He paid the large bill with cash, and the manager helped me count the money. When we were done, he handed me a $100 bill to thank me for all the help. We can't accept tips. The manager was next to me. I had to say no. FML

#4451238 (143)

I agree, your life sucks (52692) - you deserved it (2248)

On 08/11/2009 at 1:57pm - work - by aw-wtf (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML

#4390230 (162)

I agree, your life sucks (34703) - you deserved it (8252)

On 08/08/2009 at 6:39pm - intimacy - by sandwichsex (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. Halfway through he asked me what day it was. I told him, "Friday." He jumped up and ran over to the TV yelling, "Oh my God! Shark week is almost over!!" I was cock-blocked by the Discovery Channel. FML

#4359063 (224)

I agree, your life sucks (37806) - you deserved it (5758)

On 08/07/2009 at 11:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my brother's best friend spent the night and was changing with the door partially open. He's super hot and as I was watching him change, he sneezed. Forgetting he didn't know I was watching him, I said bless you. He called me a freak, slammed the door in my face and told my parents. FML

#4235040 (472)

I agree, your life sucks (9046) - you deserved it (80955)

On 08/02/2009 at 6:03pm - misc - by jeeperspeepers (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I finally got the courage to ask out the guy I've liked for a long time. He's a cashier at a grocery store. It was about 1am and I was his last customer, everything seemed just right. Just when I was about to ask him to the movies, a drunk girl stumbles in and asks him out. He said yes. FML

#4000327 (88)

I agree, your life sucks (36003) - you deserved it (4736)

On 07/24/2009 at 5:32am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - India (Haryana)

Today, at the dentist, the new, rather airy assistant went to prep me for an extraction. She began pulling on something in my mouth, and a moment later, I felt intense pain and then the wetness of blood. She was trying to pull out "that weird wire thing". In other words, my permanent retainer. FML

#3958624 (168)

I agree, your life sucks (51108) - you deserved it (1449)

On 07/22/2009 at 6:36pm - health - by retainer (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML

#3386815 (184)

I agree, your life sucks (76822) - you deserved it (3294)

On 07/01/2009 at 2:33am - misc - by kewlio45 - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my girlfriend told me that she had an ultrasound tomorrow morning. With a confused look on my face, she said to me "don't worry, it's not yours." FML

#871042 (145)

I agree, your life sucks (84027) - you deserved it (3349)

On 04/08/2009 at 1:43pm - misc - by Crazy09 - United States (Michigan)